I didn’t feel qualified to write it, though, since I thought I should bea lesbian or something first, but it’s worked out well. I’m happy it has. Thanks for visiting! :)

I got more tricks up my sleeve, though. ;)

I meant to say I make as many MISTAKES as I expect he’ll make. Duh.

Now I gotta listen to Kenny Wayne Shepherd’s cover of that Stones’ classic. Thanks, T.

bzzzzz….

Yeah, I think I’m shooting myself in the foot with this column. I’m never going to get laid again. I’m actually a very generous and easy-to-please lover. I love fumbling my way through to getting to know a guy, and I assure you, I make as many expects as I know he’ll make. That’s part of the fun of it all.

And every guy brings something new to the table, something fun and wonderful, and it’s as much about the time with him as it is about what he does. I don’t judge guys, really. But I’ll talk to him about things I wish he’d try, and that’s always awesome and fun since I’ll ask him what he’d like me to do, too.

It’s all good. All about conversation and getting to know each other.

Sex isn’t as fun a journey if it’s awesome the first time out the gate. In fact, it’s never awesome the first time out the gate, I find, and that’s just fine with me.

“T, what the hell are you doing? Didn’t you read the comments to the Fourth Update to the Guide to Fine Dining? We specifically discussed this. In detail. You should be using the ring finger of your LEFT hand. Idiot.”

I know when I’m out of my league….

I’ve been lucky enough to have been with several women who are GGG, and extremely good at making their partner feel good. Being with them is extremely pleasureable. It’s not that it doesn’t feel good – just that crossing the finish line can take a long time. I know now several ways to shorten it, but from sex alone? I can last 3-4 hours.

Some people like it that I can last – and stay hard – a long time. It can definately be fun on occasion, but it’s not something that my partners necessarily want to deal with every time we have sex.

And the first thing I am usually asked is whether they are doing something wrong, or could do something better. And it’s tough to convince them they are not. And I definately don’t want sleeping with me to be an exercise in humility…

So if this sounds familiar to anyone out there, it really wasn’t you. And i hope you had fun ;)

I like them odds.

But sounds to me like your girls need to get a little more schooled in their skills. Poor boy.