Lazy Days of Lovin’ Tip #1

Call me old-fashioned, but I think there’s few finer ways to spend a Sunday than staying home, closing the blinds, and makin’ sweet love all the day long. In honour of Sundays, this simple tip:

One of the easy things to do to make a night or day of bedroom sports better and longer is to plan ahead. Before your lover arrives for the hijinks, put a few bottles of water next to the bed, and a couple nice crystal glasses, if you like that kind of touch.

Me, I’m a pragmatic gal. I like sticking to bottles. No spillage. Very utilitarian. And fewer dishes. I know, I’m a thinker. Sheer brilliance, really.

(It’s slightly more subtle, ergo more romantic, if you put obvious displays of fortification out of sight, guys. But gals, oddly, a guy might get a kick out of knowing you plan to be there for awhile, so leaving the bottles / glasses visible for him may just get him friskier. Note the emphasis. It ain’t a certainty. I put mine away. I don’t need any added advantages, anyhow. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

2 Comments

  1. jp
    Posted December 5, 2005 at 6:30 am | Permalink

    yeah…seein refreshments at the ready would get my motor revvin a bit higher…

  2. scribe called steff
    Posted December 5, 2005 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    Yeah? That’s awesome. I suspect that’s the case with guys in general, but you never know. Thanks for speaking up. :)

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