Monthly Archives: January 2006

My Day

These are the kinds of guys I find hot. The ones who know how to relax, who seem to have enough grasp on what’s important that they find their way here on a rare sunny winter’s day in Vancouver. I mean, if you can’t find your way to seize moments like these when they’re so [...]

Hi. I’m Steff, And I’ll Be Your Pilot

You have those nights sometimes, the nights before a simple kind of day, a your kind of day-day, where the only thing you really know is this: You’re calling the shots.
The man? Fuck him. The woman? Her too. And everyone in the sub-genres? Them too.
It’s 12:24 a.m., and I’ve decided that whatever it is I [...]

The Cunting Poll v2.0

In honour of masturbation:
What isthe sexiest thingyou haveever, everwitnessed?

Hey, Got A Cam? Cybersex and Masturbation.

Hmm. It could just be some weird moon phase thing (new moon tonight) or something, but nearly 20 hours has passed, and no comments? How odd. Is everyone too embarrassed to ‘fess up to cybersex? Too polite to tell me to get stuffed? Humour me, and comment.

-r u hard yet? [...]

Rape Fantasies & Masturbation

Please, read the questions listed in the posting below this, regarding male masturbation (questions are applicable to both sexes) and answer, if you can. As a result of those questions, I’ve just received what I think is an important email from a very articulate young man, on masturbation. He writes:
This is going to sound really [...]

Male Masturbation

On second thought, if I can’t post for a couple days, let’s get the ball rolling on the topic of male masturbation. Obviously, being female, I can’t really input a lot on this topic, so I need reader help. I’ll have a fabulous guest writer for this main posting, so let’s see if we can [...]

Quickie Post.

There won’t be a new posting until Friday night, probably, and who knows about that. I have a busy few days coming up. I’ve written a couple things, and I’m not sure how to tweak either of them. One’s on cybersex addiction, a depressing topic, but the one I want to write is another perspective [...]

Fishies: Wake up and smell the pheromones

(Curiouser and curiouser, I’m surprised at the lack of comments on this one so far. Are the guys afraid to speak up for fear of being thought as sexist or something? You’re allowed to comment, you know. We all know this exists. Funny how the women are so keen to speak up against guys, but [...]

Steff Rants: On "Letting" Women Masturbate

All right, I read a comment this morning from “The Dating Master” on my posting about why 40% of women don’t masturbate, and I’ve been a little riled ever since.
I should be cleaning my house before my friend arrives for a barbecue later, but he’s seen the mess before, and I’ve got a groove on [...]

Thinking Too Much, Too Late

This isn’t really off topic… it’s masturbation of a sort. Literary masturbation.
Tonight, I can’t stop thinking of how I got from point “A” to this point of my life. I don’t know when this mood struck me. I made a comment in response to one of my readers earlier today, “It’s amazing, the footprints left [...]

Here’s to the Forty Percent

Masturbation is a sin. If you do it, you will never be able to be satisfied by your lover. If you do it, you will become addicted to it and will never be able to control yourself, even in public. If you do it, you will be a dirty woman. If you do it, everyone [...]

Why 40% of Women Don’t Masturbate

Every now and then male-female relations seem like a bad day at the UN. Understanding the issues is imperative, but no one speaks the same language.
John Gray got rich off the chaos that exists in that weird little world of relationships, by telling us that men were from Mars, and women from Venus. It’s true. [...]

Female Masturbation: Part one, an intro to newbies

I should be sleeping, but I’ve been lying in bed as visions of my potential new job dance in my head. If I get this job, it will change my life – profoundly. In so many ways. And you, dear readers, would get more of me – not less. I’d be working from home for [...]

ELECTION DAY: GET OUT THE VOTE.

(If you’ve been following my blog rabidly, you could swear this post keeps moving. Yes. It does, and Tuesday, it will disappear. Because of the IMPORTANCE of this election, I’ve been keeping it within one post of the top, and since election day is Monday/Today, I think it’s imperative people get off their apathetic asses [...]

Little Lovin’ For the Feminine Self: Questions?

Hot pic, huh? Love Google images. I need to write something about sex, and I’m told from time to time that guys like the insight into a chick’s mind that I try to provide. So, I’m not feeling like thinking of topics, so being spoon-fed one is just fine. As a result, I was asked [...]

Slowing Down The Speed of Life and Love

This is more of a fantasy than anything I’ve written in awhile – slowness, that’s all I want right now. I’m about to stop reading everything, and I’m on the verge of radically trying to change the life I’m living. I’m stick of the manic pace, I’m sick of the demands on my time, and [...]

Sigh.

It’s Monday morning, and a thought occurs to me. I need to get laid. I’m really frustrated at this topic of marriage that I’ve been on for the last couple of days. It’s been a Pandora’s Box of sorts for me. I had no idea my parent’s divorce bothered me this much. Honestly, I just [...]

Marriage: I Still Don’t, But…

Oh, the can of worms I’ve opened with yesterday’s posting. Part of my thing on marriage was tongue-in-cheek, but the other part, probably far too ground in my own past.
First of all, it’s not too often that I don’t explain myself clearly, but I guess I didn’t want to get too into things in that [...]

Marriage: I Don’t.

(This could go on at length, I assure you, but I cut it down to just a few key points. Trust me, I have many more thoughts on this matter, but I’m sparing you.)
I don’t have anything against others’ marriages, I just don’t think the “institution” is right for me.
Love, undying love, lifelong commitment, sharing [...]

The Cunting Poll! v1.0

I had posted a question for help on getting a stupid poll to work with Blogger — I think I’ve got it working now, and that Blogger’s just SAYING it’s rejecting the code, but it’s not *actually* rejecting it. Stupid thing. I swear, I’m this frickin’ close to jetting to Typepad, man. Anyhow — the [...]

Early Sexual Memories

(THE BOOK LINK BELOW NOW WORKS. SORRY FOR THE HASSLE!
ed. note: i’m further in the book now, well past the half-way point, and the “slow indulging” has turned to “lukewarm reception.” still enjoying it, but the beginning had far more kick. i’d probably do 3.5/5 stars at this point. there’ve been better.)I shouldn’t be writing, [...]

For those who’ve ever tried emailing me and had it bounce back, my template has finally been fixed and the email hyperlink on the sidebar is now fully functional. Love the email. Feel free to send in questions or just private comments. Thanks! I usually try to respond, but I’m human and sometimes it takes [...]