Stupid sexual peak!

I think part of the thing readers of this place need to realize is that I write about sex and sexuality and all the things that come with. But I do not write about my sex life. It’s why The Saga of J languishes unfinished.

My sex life is mine. It’s private. I’ll allude to it, but I think the details will seldom be forthcoming. I don’t kiss and tell.

I kiss and allude, at best. I’m as much an old-fashioned chick as I am a vixen, and I don’t see that changing too terribly fast.

Please, can you adopt compulsory innuendo ain all documentation and office orgasm induced grinning as part of your party doctrine? It would make ministers question time so much more interesting…can you imagine as necking on the back row when they’re trying to have a serious debauch…no, no I mean mass debate :-/

Vodka should be offereed as an alternative to school milk…I’m a straight rum drinker personally…

Now, I want to hear about your weekend date in all its down and dirty detail. Promise I won’t tell a soul…you don’t know me very well yet, but I’m a friend…promise…
psst…is that tape running?

Sing along with me.. “Now I’m only..24 hours from (insert your own here)” …words, dearest, words…

Ciao!

Albion
ps. I committed my favourite and most heinous typo in my last post – ‘there’ instead of ‘their’ – sincere apologies. Can I beat myself with wet leather? Aw, please? hehe

11:45 PM

Hear me roar.

H — No shit, hey? Talk about the best way to decompress. Indeed.

Sigh. Let’s hope my weekend’s advantageous. I really want to do my piece for peace. ;)

I say … sex for all.

Kisses,
The Tree-Huggin Hippie Liberal

I think we can rework that old classic to “Are you down with the FPP? Yeah, you know me!” and then we won’t have to worry about a party song.

It’s good to know I’ve already got folk linin’ up for my special brand of Kool-aid. (The secret ingredient is Vodka with a splash of debauchery.)

And I know! Four days kiss-less. Better than the months and or years in my mid-20s when my lovelife was as dry as the Sahara for a spell. Thank god the past is the past.

S’okay, I may have another date lined up on the weekend, so all is good. Or shall be. Every the optimist.

Thanks for the amusing comment and the grin that is the result thereof. I do love ze comments, but the witty ones have a special place in my heart.

Yes there is somebody out there…for I know that while Euro MP’s get their €15 a day theraputic bath allowance there is hope in the world yet…

…if you must go into politics look for the party that has the most sleaze stories in the media and join them – sod the politics; this is a political PARTY…with pay…

…true we live in sad, strange and uncertain times; and the people in power are up there own arses when they should be in much more interesting places…

you haven’t been kissed for 4 days? That’s a crime…

…you write a fine blog, Miss Scribe…I’ll join your FFP (Full Frontal Party) – I may go blind reading your manifesto but, hell, it’ll be worth an eye…

Ciao,
Albion.

Yeah, I’ll show ya a platform, buddy.

That’d be the easiest election ever, huh? “I GUARANTEE SEX!”

“It’s a landslide, Citizens. Meet Leader Steff!”

Emissary –
I hope you woke her up. :)

But yeah, the state of the world today… we’re living in a different time, a different civilization than we ever could’ve expected. I’ve been having some interesting thoughts about the modern man, the so-called feminism, and what it’s doing to us both, but it’s a really hard topic and I have to handle it with care, but basically, I think men today are lost at sea, and sex is one of the only things that helps hold you guys together.

Sex is important shit, but because of its carnal image, because of the media, because of the religious folk, because of the so-called Wrath of God in the form of STDs, etc — we’re scared of it, we don’t do it like we should, and we sure as hell don’t talk about it.

So I’m glad you enjoy my perspective on it. I’m pretty angry at where we are today, and I try not to wield a big stick and piss nor moan too loudly, but I hope that in some small way my take on things might open an eye or two. And that’s all I want.

Jim–
I feel so much for the soldiers on the ground in Iraq. For all of them I wish health and that they get back here.

But all of them won’t. And someone should be accountable, if a mistake has been made.

This won’t be another Vietnam; these troops have public support.

So, yeah. I hate the war, but blame the administration, not the men (and women) stuck with the dirty jobs.

Thanks for the comment. :)