Comments on: Twats and Knives: Together at Last http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:15:28 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: AlwaysArousedGirl http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1970 AlwaysArousedGirl Wed, 22 Mar 2006 22:39:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1970 Mine's perfect just the way it is. I adore it. And I've looked at it many times, especially since I've had a frighteningly good digital camera.<br/><br/>The blogger you remember was Figleaf...he used a lip photo of...hmmm can't remember who...it was quite some time ago.<br/><br/>Rock on, Steff.<br/><br/>Kiss. Mine’s perfect just the way it is. I adore it. And I’ve looked at it many times, especially since I’ve had a frighteningly good digital camera.

The blogger you remember was Figleaf…he used a lip photo of…hmmm can’t remember who…it was quite some time ago.

Rock on, Steff.

Kiss.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1969 Anonymous Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:37:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1969 Please!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave your cunt just like you got it.......... Someone has been watching 90120 way toooo much.I guess it must be a sign of the times!!!I spend a fair amount of time convincing my wonderful wife how she is the best for me, I love everything about her, her looks,her smell,her cunt,just everything......... If you are one of the few that really enjoy being in love with someone,After pondering that one, It is just about as good as it gets. Please!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave your cunt just like you got it………. Someone has been watching 90120 way toooo much.I guess it must be a sign of the times!!!I spend a fair amount of time convincing my wonderful wife how she is the best for me, I love everything about her, her looks,her smell,her cunt,just everything……… If you are one of the few that really enjoy being in love with someone,After pondering that one, It is just about as good as it gets.

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1968 scribe called steff Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:42:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1968 H -- Absolutely. Ghetto booty. Nice. Yeah, mine's kinda like a low-rent project these days, too, but I dig it. Heh.<br/><br/>Anon -- I think most guys are in that boat. Too bad the chicks going under the knife missed the stupid memo.<br/><br/>Justin -- ROCK ON. See, I used the photo 'cos it illustrates my point, but I'd laugh my ass off at a guy who tried to liken it to an orchid or anything like that. I think things like 'aromatic nest' and 'honeypot' are laughably cliche and absolutely way too euphemistically inclined.<br/><br/>I chose to be the CUNTing linguist for a reason: It's a word. That's all it is. All this fuss over four little letters, and this stupid belief that a cunt is more offensive than a vagina... Who's smoking what?<br/><br/>That poem is absolutely kick ass. I'd have ralphed at the remainder of the chicks, I'm sure, but that'd have gotten me fist-pumping the air. Thanks for a big-assed grin.<br/><br/>Maybe I'll go stick something in mine to celebrate that. H — Absolutely. Ghetto booty. Nice. Yeah, mine’s kinda like a low-rent project these days, too, but I dig it. Heh.

Anon — I think most guys are in that boat. Too bad the chicks going under the knife missed the stupid memo.

Justin — ROCK ON. See, I used the photo ‘cos it illustrates my point, but I’d laugh my ass off at a guy who tried to liken it to an orchid or anything like that. I think things like ‘aromatic nest’ and ‘honeypot’ are laughably cliche and absolutely way too euphemistically inclined.

I chose to be the CUNTing linguist for a reason: It’s a word. That’s all it is. All this fuss over four little letters, and this stupid belief that a cunt is more offensive than a vagina… Who’s smoking what?

That poem is absolutely kick ass. I’d have ralphed at the remainder of the chicks, I’m sure, but that’d have gotten me fist-pumping the air. Thanks for a big-assed grin.

Maybe I’ll go stick something in mine to celebrate that.

]]> By: Justin http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1967 Justin Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:30:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1967 I can't associate flowers and pussies anymore without thinking of the sex columnist for The Mirror (one of Montreal's free weeklies) performing at a sex & woman positive poetry event. All the poets got up on stage and talked about lilies and orchids and Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, sometimes with a harp going in the background.<br/><br/>Then Sacha gets up and says:<br/><br/> My pussy isn't <br/> a delicate flower, <br/> a summery veldt, <br/> or an aromatic greensward.<br/><br/> It's a cunt.<br/> And it feels good<br/> To stick things in it.<br/><br/>Nice touch of reality, that. I can’t associate flowers and pussies anymore without thinking of the sex columnist for The Mirror (one of Montreal’s free weeklies) performing at a sex & woman positive poetry event. All the poets got up on stage and talked about lilies and orchids and Georgia O’Keeffe paintings, sometimes with a harp going in the background.

Then Sacha gets up and says:

My pussy isn’t
a delicate flower,
a summery veldt,
or an aromatic greensward.

It’s a cunt.
And it feels good
To stick things in it.

Nice touch of reality, that.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1966 Anonymous Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:02:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1966 I love pussy.........plain and simple. Big, fat, thick, skinny, tight, loose, all shapes and forms. ;) I love pussy………plain and simple. Big, fat, thick, skinny, tight, loose, all shapes and forms. ;)

]]> By: -h. http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1965 -h. Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:01:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1965 I'm with you on the ample ass part. When I learned to celebrate my ghetto booty, I really came into my own sexually. No pun intended.<br/><br/>Self confident women (the comfortable in their own skin) types are HOT. I’m with you on the ample ass part. When I learned to celebrate my ghetto booty, I really came into my own sexually. No pun intended.

Self confident women (the comfortable in their own skin) types are HOT.

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1964 scribe called steff Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:42:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1964 Thawtz -- Why don't you tell us how you really feel? Heh.<br/><br/>Goose -- Actually, I wrote a fun rant about anal bleaching last year on my other blog. Maybe I'll take the day off tomorrow and re-post that one. It's fairly amusing.<br/><br/>But yeah, Jesus, how dumb people get some days. Of all the things to be insecure about, an ass that looks like shit about takes the cake. For porn stars, maybe, but for everyone else? I've heard about the pain that comes with that procedure, and I can't fathom sphincter-clenching acidic burning. No, thanks. <br/><br/>I'd rather be a dirty girl. :) And my pussy and I get along just fine. We play nicely together, so why I'd go and cut'er up is beyond me. Thawtz — Why don’t you tell us how you really feel? Heh.

Goose — Actually, I wrote a fun rant about anal bleaching last year on my other blog. Maybe I’ll take the day off tomorrow and re-post that one. It’s fairly amusing.

But yeah, Jesus, how dumb people get some days. Of all the things to be insecure about, an ass that looks like shit about takes the cake. For porn stars, maybe, but for everyone else? I’ve heard about the pain that comes with that procedure, and I can’t fathom sphincter-clenching acidic burning. No, thanks.

I’d rather be a dirty girl. :) And my pussy and I get along just fine. We play nicely together, so why I’d go and cut’er up is beyond me.

]]> By: Goose and Gander http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1963 Goose and Gander Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:33:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1963 Yeah, I was just going to mention the ridiculousness of anal bleaching. Good god.<br/>What aren't we all willing to do to ourselves. Lord.<br/>Me? My pussy stays as is. Yeah, I was just going to mention the ridiculousness of anal bleaching. Good god.
What aren’t we all willing to do to ourselves. Lord.
Me? My pussy stays as is.

]]> By: Thawtz http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1962 Thawtz Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:22:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1962 i swear if my wife was to even come close to letting something like this fall out of her mouth, she'd get jackrabbit slapped. i think this idea is just as stupid as the brass knuckle implants i swear if my wife was to even come close to letting something like this fall out of her mouth, she’d get jackrabbit slapped. i think this idea is just as stupid as the brass knuckle implants

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/03/twats-and-knives-together-at-last.html/comment-page-1#comment-1961 scribe called steff Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:17:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=210#comment-1961 And so you should.<br/><br/>I think this ranks up there with anal bleaching as one of the dumbest things the average person could do.<br/><br/>"Hmm, my ass looks like shit. I should bleach it." How... weird. And so you should.

I think this ranks up there with anal bleaching as one of the dumbest things the average person could do.

“Hmm, my ass looks like shit. I should bleach it.” How… weird.

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