I would have said that “the Guy has this saying,” but according to Google, there’s 14,700 hits for the phrase “post-coital bliss.”
It’s all about the PCB. Blissed out and riding that wave back to normalcy. Nothing recharges the batteries like a good lay, don’t ya think?
It’s Saturday morning (as if you didn’t know) and it’s [...]

I’m a little grumpy, a little tired, and a little not in to mood to blog tonight, dear.
It’s been a long week, and Thursday is my least favourite day of the week. I’ll be quite happy when it’s done with. Fortunately, my day is apparently approving a tad, since the weather’s no longer calling for [...]

My life is going insane. I need to run away and pitch tent on some distant beach, living only off Mai-Tais and cheap sex. (You free, Guy?) It’ll be me and books and sand and sun and orgasms and orgasms and too many dehydrated afternoons. I’ll send people emails, not postcards, because they’re cheaper and [...]

It’s early on Tuesday, I’ve essentially been up since 5:45. The morning’s awash in this tepid glow. It’s sunny, but there’s no direct sun on me yet. Give it 40 minutes, then it’ll have risen over the low-rise apartment building in front of my place. Summer’s virtually here. It’s been three days in a row [...]

Y’know, this month has been whack. I’ve had some 70,000 people pop by since April Fool’s Day, which is just, well, weird. Yet so few people come out to say hello. C’mon, people. Show some love, say hi, comment on the weather, whatever gets you off.
Blogging’s a pretty masturbatory past-time. We wank off intellectually and [...]

I wrote a rambling introduction to the topic of Handjobs here, and part one of this instructional bit is here.
Pressure:Ask him, for god’s sake! It’s his penis, he’ll know. This isn’t your ex-lover’s cock, or your high-school boyfriend’s cock, or your college fuck-buddy’s cock. This is his cock, and it feels differently about things than [...]

A recent sexual harassment lawsuit was tossed out of court in the USA. It doesn’t amount to much in the scheme of things, but I’m fucking elated about it.
During writing meetings on the show “Friends,” things would get raunchy. Sex-talk and profanity would lace the meetings, and one woman got her panties in a twist [...]

Hickies are great when they can’t be seen, but for professional reasons (I work with kids), I’d rather they not wind up on my neck. Got home last night to discover loverboy had accidentally (because he knows how I feel) left a small hickey on the front of my neck, where a guy’s Adam’s apple [...]

The Guy has teased me and says if I’m not careful, this is gonna become a relationship blog instead of a sex blog. So, sorry if I’ve been going in the Vanilla direction, kids. Today’s a writing day, so I’ll see what I can muster. Perhaps: A sex toy review, a hand-job tip or two, [...]

Life’s hard. We’ve all come to learn this through our own experiences. Adversity finds us, and it finds us with ease. Sometimes we deal well, and sometimes we don’t.
Almost always, the ones who bear the brunt of our emotional duress are those around us. Keeping our heads straight and keeping our emotions intact are what [...]

(So, it’s a holiday weekend and I thought lying around mostly naked and playing with the bits and pieces of my significant other sounded a little more entertaining and, well, frankly, nice, than playing with my keyboard. I’m still in lazy mode, though he’s left a little bit ago, so I’m going to recoup my [...]