Comments on: Handjobs: Things You Need to Know, Part Two http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:15:28 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Lauren http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-12621 Lauren Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:33:12 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-12621 Hi Steff... I found your website today while I was trying to find out a bit more about handjobs, and I have a question, even though I'm pretty sure you wont read this because it's on a 2006 post. Well, if you're trying to give a handjob, but being spontaneous, how would the lube work? Like, I'm not sure how to use it while still keeping the whole surprise thing. Thanks, Lauren. P.S. Thank you for the tips above. (: Hi Steff… I found your website today while I was trying to find out a bit more about handjobs, and I have a question, even though I’m pretty sure you wont read this because it’s on a 2006 post. Well, if you’re trying to give a handjob, but being spontaneous, how would the lube work? Like, I’m not sure how to use it while still keeping the whole surprise thing. Thanks, Lauren.

P.S. Thank you for the tips above. (:

]]> By: Lucky Guy http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2395 Lucky Guy Thu, 27 Apr 2006 22:41:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2395 Amazing post. Got an amazing handjob connected with a game yesterday. You can read about tomorrow on our blog. My gf drove my crazy and KNATTYB the twist method was exactly what made me cum hard. Thanks for this post! If you like watch our blog...I will certainly ask my gf to practice all these moves on me:-)) Amazing post. Got an amazing handjob connected with a game yesterday. You can read about tomorrow on our blog. My gf drove my crazy and KNATTYB the twist method was exactly what made me cum hard. Thanks for this post! If you like watch our blog…I will certainly ask my gf to practice all these moves on me:-))

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2343 Anonymous Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:30:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2343 Oh, yes, never underestimate the fun of sneaking up on them but once the gig is up, you can sometimes move into "serious business" position. <br/><br/>I ain't ever had no complaints.<br/><br/>D. Oh, yes, never underestimate the fun of sneaking up on them but once the gig is up, you can sometimes move into “serious business” position.

I ain’t ever had no complaints.

D.

]]> By: Tashe http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2332 Tashe Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:53:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2332 Excellent post...<br/><br/>Fell asleep last night during the "Foreplay" movie...I was supposed to distract him during and then we'd forget the movie...He watched it, I started snoring...<br/><br/>But tonight....ahhhh, tonight is gonna be wild! <br/><br/>Awwww ssssukey, su-key now...!P Excellent post…

Fell asleep last night during the “Foreplay” movie…I was supposed to distract him during and then we’d forget the movie…He watched it, I started snoring…

But tonight….ahhhh, tonight is gonna be wild!

Awwww ssssukey, su-key now…!P

]]> By: sarah http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2331 sarah Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:45:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2331 steff - that's fine, I wasn't suggesting you should "make stuff up" - just make a mention of it somewhere :) steff – that’s fine, I wasn’t suggesting you should “make stuff up” – just make a mention of it somewhere :)

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2330 scribe called steff Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:15:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2330 Roy -- Um, where? Well, I just play and make a note of what's workin'. This has kind of evolved from feeling like a freak doing the standard "piston" thing, since I always thought "what the fuck am I doing this for, when he does it so much better?" and figured I'd do things he wouldn't normally do, so. :)<br/><br/>Knatty -- Okay, duly noted, I think I know what you're suggesting there.<br/><br/>Anon -- Yeah, position can suggest a lot. I'm sort of more into "surprising" a guy with action, though, so I like to sneak up on them, sort of. :)<br/><br/>Sarah -- Okay, valid point, but then, coming from your standard-ed North American gal, I've never met an uncircumcised cock, so I'm certainly speaking more from my own experiences, and not from some "text book" approach, since I generally don't spout off about shit I know nothing about, ergo uncircumcised guys. Roy — Um, where? Well, I just play and make a note of what’s workin’. This has kind of evolved from feeling like a freak doing the standard “piston” thing, since I always thought “what the fuck am I doing this for, when he does it so much better?” and figured I’d do things he wouldn’t normally do, so. :)

Knatty — Okay, duly noted, I think I know what you’re suggesting there.

Anon — Yeah, position can suggest a lot. I’m sort of more into “surprising” a guy with action, though, so I like to sneak up on them, sort of. :)

Sarah — Okay, valid point, but then, coming from your standard-ed North American gal, I’ve never met an uncircumcised cock, so I’m certainly speaking more from my own experiences, and not from some “text book” approach, since I generally don’t spout off about shit I know nothing about, ergo uncircumcised guys.

]]> By: RoyB http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2328 RoyB Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:43:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2328 Steff. This is freakin amazing! Where do you GET this stuff? For a woman who feels funny about it... heh. I'm gonna ask Z to try out some of these, tonight! Steff. This is freakin amazing! Where do you GET this stuff? For a woman who feels funny about it… heh. I’m gonna ask Z to try out some of these, tonight!

]]> By: Knattyb http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2327 Knattyb Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:18:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2327 OMG. <br/><br/>ok, firstly: great moves. Steff you've got this shit down.<br/><br/>But..<br/><br/>You're missing out on my favorite move. So without further ado I present <br/><br/>The Twist: Perhaps this is more of a combination of a "piston" and "knob polisher" but it's still pretty awesome. You would start with one hand [thumb side up] and move up the shaft while twisting your wrist outward. Once at the top of the penis with head in hand rub the head with the palm of your hand and then back down the shaft.<br/><br/>now the real trick to this one is to turn your writs over while going over the head and going back down the shaft thumb down.<br/><br/>I hope thats clear enough to understand because it's incredible.<br/><br/>But still a great list, some of which i'm going to have to see about getting done. OMG.

ok, firstly: great moves. Steff you’ve got this shit down.

But..

You’re missing out on my favorite move. So without further ado I present

The Twist: Perhaps this is more of a combination of a “piston” and “knob polisher” but it’s still pretty awesome. You would start with one hand [thumb side up] and move up the shaft while twisting your wrist outward. Once at the top of the penis with head in hand rub the head with the palm of your hand and then back down the shaft.

now the real trick to this one is to turn your writs over while going over the head and going back down the shaft thumb down.

I hope thats clear enough to understand because it’s incredible.

But still a great list, some of which i’m going to have to see about getting done.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2326 Anonymous Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:58:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2326 As for position, I like to eventually move to sitting between his legs, facing him, with him lying on his back, my legs stretched out either side of him, his legs draped over my thighs (his left over my right, his right over my left). Gives you full access to him and him full view of you while you "work". <br/><br/>Assuming a position like that tells him you are settled in for the duration and he's going to get some serious manual attention.<br/><br/>D. As for position, I like to eventually move to sitting between his legs, facing him, with him lying on his back, my legs stretched out either side of him, his legs draped over my thighs (his left over my right, his right over my left). Gives you full access to him and him full view of you while you “work”.

Assuming a position like that tells him you are settled in for the duration and he’s going to get some serious manual attention.

D.

]]> By: sarah http://www.smutandsteff.com/2006/04/handjobs-things-you-need-to-know-part-two.html/comment-page-1#comment-2325 sarah Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:42:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=263#comment-2325 You should have a disclaimer that these instructions all apply to standard issue circumcised American cocks, because most men outside of America do still have their foreskins and this changes the rules somewhat. The use of lube is much less important for one. You should have a disclaimer that these instructions all apply to standard issue circumcised American cocks, because most men outside of America do still have their foreskins and this changes the rules somewhat. The use of lube is much less important for one.

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