Monthly Archives: May 2006

You Know You Want It!

Sorry, kids. I’m busy getting things ready to sell on eBay and it’s taking a little longer than I would have expected, and now my brain is fried. Writing’s essentially out of the question, unless I get drunk, ergo inspired. Come to think of it, I’m craving beer. (Newcastle Brown Ale is tonight’s treat.)
I’m selling [...]

The Age of Aids: On PBS Tonight!

Tonight is part two of a four-hour documentary on the AIDS crisis, as filmed by Frontline, on WTVS, the legendary Detroit PBS channel. I’m about to watch 90 minutes of the first two hours, having only realized its existence at 5 to 12 last night, during a Letterman commercial. [Sigh.] It looks brilliant, and I [...]

Male Rape. It’s Time to Talk About It.

So, here’s a big, big topic.
I’m wondering if there are any men out there who’ve been raped by females? Can you drop me an email, if so, and tell me about it? How you felt, what happened, whether you’ve ever had the courage to come forward before about it, and if so, what the response [...]

Steff the Public Service Announcer

Okay, a couple of things. I’ll get back to the orgasmic neighbours tonight or tomorrow, but there are more pressing things that need mentioning.
The first being a rare but possible cause of death resulting from blowing air into a woman’s vagina. If you’re doing oral or playing around, never, ever, ever blow air into a [...]

Q&A: Dear God, Stop That Already!

Every now and then I receive a doozy of an email that takes some real figurin’ to figure the hell out for the reader in question. This morning is the perfect example. I suspect the just-passed full moon might have something to do with it, but I digress. I think this may even have to [...]

Gimme Sugah! Sugasm #35 & Schtuff

Hi there, boys & girls. It’s Monday, do you know where your pulse is?
I’m slowly coming around to the land of the living today. Feeling a little better, health’s improving, getting some rest. It’s nice to feel vaguely human for the first time in a couple weeks, to feel like something other than a grunt [...]

Pop Psychology: "The Little Things"

My Sunday mornings are something I greatly enjoy. Typically, it involves rolling out of bed sometime around 9 or later, then some lazy TV until I get up the energy to make a nice breakfast. Then, I’ll take my nice breakfast, my coffee, and settle in to watch one of my many movies (if nothing [...]

Revisiting: "You Can Make Me Come, But…"

I’ve not been in my right mind this week, literally. So, I’m about to do something I don’t often do, which is to qualify and revisit an opinion piece; the one I posted in response to an anonymous question yesterday.
I’m human and flawed at the best of times, but this week I’ve been plagued with [...]

Q&A: "You Can Make Me Come, But We Can’t Fuck"

I was sent the following question in a comment this morning, and yes, they were right, it is an interesting topic to write about. Time’s not on my side today, so this is a quick take on the question… a question that could unleash some interesting discussion, and I hope it does.
I decided that I [...]

Sex Bites

Hey, folks. My productivity’s down a little mainly because I’ve been sleeping like crap of late. Up here in Canada, when the sun rises at this time of year, it’s barely even 5am. Hell, I can remember being a kid and sleeping on a beach and watching the sun rise before 4am. I can’t even [...]

School Me, Babe: Relationship Education

Had I actually been a guest on Sex with Emily last Saturday night as planned, question number one from them was, “Why is your blog so popular?” Why, indeed?
If I had to say why I wish my blog was as popular as it’s proving to be, I’d say it’s because I’d like to think I’m [...]

Mainline Me, Baby!

Oh, YEAH, that’s what I’m talking about!
My internet was down all the damned day — and television cable, too! Didja miss me? Don’t answer that, I know you did.
On the upside, I kept myself busy. I masturbated twice. Yep, twice. (A busy day used to take two hands to count, but I’m happy to double-dip, [...]

READER SAYS: My Sex Drive’s Out of Gear

First things: Here’s where I remind you people that I’m not a doctor. I have no degrees in any medical or scientific discipline. I’m schooled in common sense and street smarts, and that’s it. In more blunt terms? Take my words for what they’re worth – an interested party offering an opinion, nothing more. In [...]

READER SAYS: My Sex Drive’s Out of Gear

First things: Here’s where I remind you people that I’m not a doctor. I have no degrees in any medical or scientific discipline. I’m schooled in common sense and street smarts, and that’s it. In more blunt terms? Take my words for what they’re worth – an interested party offering an opinion, nothing more. In [...]

Yawnday & the Sugasm #34

Sleep… I recall what it felt like. To rest, to dream. The last time I was sleeping deeply was about five days ago, give or take. I awoke with a start when I had a nightmare about someone I used to be friends with, who, in the dream, had taken to life as a junkie [...]

FUUUUUUCK!

All the fucking hype, and then I discover their fucking phone number doesn’t work from Canada!
Due to technical problems, they couldn’t call me. We’re apparently gonna try again next week or some other time, for a longer interview this time, through the ‘net. Sigh!
Sorry about the hype, folks. I tried, man, I tried! Hell, I [...]

Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock

for some reason, i’m shift-challenged, and it took me four tries to type the title, so to hell with capitalization!
in an hour, i’ll be on the radio. ooh. shpooky. it’s a little nerve-wracking. i thought i’d post a quickie since i’m waiting for my french press coffee to cool down. i’m too old to have [...]

A Lil’ Help?

I don’t know what “detonate this” button I hit, but I somehow managed to make my sidebar’s background end at the end of sidebar content. Can someone give me a hand in returning it to when I had it going all the way down the page, all purty-like?
Speaking of sidebars, all the “decent” new articles [...]

Girlie Goes Live! Catch Me on the Radio Show!

At approximately midnight, TONIGHT,(May 20th)*I’ll be liveon the Sex with Emily show.
If you don’t live in the San Franciso area, you can probably download the podcast the next day or two after that. Regardless of where your Waldo is, if you’re up and want a nightcap with me, you can listen live on Free 106.9 [...]

It’s Not You, It’s Me

(This is a bit of a downer post. I’m being torn between great things happening and this, so I’m just in a really unfun, strange, pressured whirlwind of a place right now. Read this for my great news.)
That phrase is among select company in the statements none of us wants to hear in a relationship [...]

THE BIG NEWS

Your local scribe is gonna be on the Sex With Emily show this Saturday night. It’s unfortunate that my big media debut’s on a long weekend, but at least it’s a downloadable podcast after the fact.
The show will air live in San Francisco on 106.9 Free FM. It’s on from 11pm to 1am PST, and [...]

Some Thoughts on Self-Image

It’s hard, this being-an-adult thing. We’re in the middle of a heat wave here in Vancouver, and while it’s not as hot as it was, it’s still warm and sticky in the afternoon and evenings. The Guy and I took it easy, barbecued some food, and found orgasms through the low-energy method instead of getting [...]