Monthly Archives: September 2006

In Praise of Pink Slips

(There are topics I wanna get to, and I will, in the coming days, but for now I’m going to indulge myself.)
What a difference a day makes. 24 hours ago, I was sitting there sullenly at my desk, kind of loathing my existence. Today, I’ve got a paid day off, and tomorrow I return to [...]

Good news! I got fired!

Heh. Yep, you read right. I’m happy I just got fired.
I hated the job, or more accurately, one of the bosses. Worse yet: It sucked the will to write right out of me.
Putting words on a screen’s pretty fucking easy most days and I can do it in my sleep, but the GOOD writing, well, [...]

Reader: Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?

All right, well, I’m kinda AWOL these days. Part sickness, part sick of it. Just needing a bit of a slow-down with things in all areas of my life.
I had a reader question a week or so ago. Pretty short and sweet:
I was wondering what your take is on couples who have a peaceful, mutual [...]

And Then It Was Sunny.

Y’know that old cliche, “I felt like I had a new lease on life”?
Welcome to my Friday morning. I rolled out of bed, bitter about a bad night’s sleep, got up, grabbed a glass of water, and realized: Wow, I feel almost normal. Yep, the flu / cold that sunk its teeth in deep has [...]

Encore Steff: Jazz Up the Sex Life with a Four-Letter Word: TALK

Ah, I’m too tired to write again. Damned sickness. Soon.
In the meanwhile, this is one of my older posts and one I think missed a lot of people’s radars since it was right at Christmastime last year. I think it’s a good one to repost, and hope you agree.
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Still not convinced that better [...]

Stumbling through Sickness

I’m just popping in, since my rather fun yet caustic rant of a couple days ago still sits front and centre. (Those of you who take my “rage” seriously need to lighten up. Rants rock. Love’em.) I’m a sickie Steff, but we’ve all known I’ve never been quite right in the head. Hardly a shocker [...]

No, Really. It’s Coming.

In case there are freaks out there with homing signals and metal detectors who’ve already found this secret-secret site o’ mine: Keep yer bloody shirt on.
It’s coming. Really. Soon, this will be an actual functioning blog. Unthinkable, I know, but true. Really.
Visit SmutandSteff.com to read the three years of archives. I need site traffic if [...]

Go Away, World. Ain’t No Welcome Mat No More.

AGH! I’m sick! Motherfucking bug-ass virus thing has bit me but good. Like I have any time at all for this shit? What’s the most valuable part of your body when it comes to podcasting? Ding! Your head! You’re absolutely right! Your prize is the all-new Sweet Fuck All! Now comes in cherry flavour!
I sound [...]

Just Popping By

What up, my good people.
I’m just having a few days to myself and taking the pressure off of myself regarding posting. I said things might slow down around here for a bit and that looks to be happening. Mostly, I don’t want to bother posting unless I have something I really want to say, as [...]

On Freedom and Fallacies

This is take two on this topic. I’m starting fresh a couple hours later, after a glass of wine and, um, two helpings of my homemade chicken pot pie. You only wish you could make pot pie like mine. In yo dreams, suckah.
It’s the second take because this topic is really important to me and [...]

Ann Richards?

I don’t generally like to admit my ignorance in matters. After all, your ignorance of my ignorance is my bliss. But allow me to fess up.
A reader wrote me today to ask my thoughts on Ann Richards. Well, the name rang a bell but I couldn’t remember who she was. George W.’s predecessor as governor [...]

What Wicked Web We’re Weaving

It’s been a rough week or two in the CyberGalaxy. At one end of the connectivity cosmos, a fraud in the Emerald City, Jason Fortuny, who duped the Craigslist sex-starved masses into sending to him graphic and revealing personal emails that were then splayed accross the world wide web for mockery and exposing.
Then, at the [...]

Oddity of the Day

I may get around to writing late tonight, but that’s not as likely as I’d sort of like it to be. I think I’m sorta taking a mental week off, in a way, in an attempt to recharge. There IS something I have to weigh in on, a story notion fed to me earlier in [...]

Sugasm and Stupidity — Together at Last

I have no brain cells. None. The alien mind probe clearly did its job.
I’m tired, frazzled, want to sleep more than I can afford to, and really want to eat more blueberry jam on some baguette. But I won’t. No, I will not. But it’s blueberry!
Anyhow. Seeing as I clearly have nothing of any value [...]

Storybook Time with Smutty Steff!

Taken from my parents’ 1969 (the summer of love, don’tcha know?) edition of Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex*
With this on the shelves, in the living room, for my entire childhood, is it any wonder this didn’t have some sort of impact on me, as if by osmosis or something? Yeesh.
Should children be [...]

Management Requests Your Patience

Hey, folks. Bear with me. I’m finally recording the first podcast — but have to rerecord 90% of my work thanks to corrupted files. But there’s movement! There’s progress! I had hoped to have it ready for this Thursday but there will be a delay now. One thing after another, man. But that’s okay. I’m [...]

In Praise of Fall

It’s almost autumn. This is beginning to please me. I want to go hiking in fall colours and do some photography.
This summer plum tuckered me out. I never really did get to enjoy it, so I say bring on the fall. I’m suddenly getting two-day weekends, and they seem so much longer than they used [...]

So, Here We Are Again

The whole 9/11 thing is feeling weird. Reminds me of when five years had passed since my mother’s death. Has it really been so long? Boy, was that all it was? Five years?
Grief gets weird when you live with it for a long time and then — poof — it just vanishes, like. Guilt [...]

When Will It Change?

I work a couple blocks away from one of the nastiest parts of my beloved city, Vancouver, Canada. It’s like a whole other world when you stumble into the Downtown Eastside, just two blocks east of my office, a place that held, in the early ’90s, the highest urban rate of AIDS and HIV infection [...]

Why I Think I’m a Feminist

Because I never thought they meant it when they said “no.”*Because I don’t define myself according to the men in my life.Because I think I can do anything I want to do.**Because I got back on my bike after I was thrown off.Because I’m tougher than the day is long.Because my mom raised me right.Because [...]

In A Jam, And I Need Help

My deadline on my podcast delivery is a week a way and I’ve got talker’s block. As my readers, can you give me opinions on which of my writings here (or on the other blog even) you most want to hear me talk about and expand? Please, none of the sex-tip/how-to’s. I’m not comfortable going [...]

Fine, Let’s Bang That Drum Again: Change

So, earlier I asked if you have the right to ask a risk-taker to tone down their lifestyle once you get hooked to them.
My opinion? No. You do not. And if they tell you you can go ahead and tell them how to change; don’t. You’d fucking with what oughtn’t be fucked.
In a nutshell.
My posting [...]