IN EXCITING NEWS — It looks like I finally figured out my fucking archiving settings on Blogger! You can now read my archives month-by-month as listed on the sidebar. Shit, Bob, this is a real, live, functioning blog now!
So, I had the world’s longest email from a guy a while back who has reconnected with [...]

I’ve been writing a lot more lately, but not that you would ever know. Scattered everywhere are partially finished works, almost none seeing the light of day. I’ve had everything and nothing to say of late. I’m thinking too quietly, too privately.
It’s been a strange month, year, life. Despite technically being laid off yesterday, I’m [...]

This pretty non-descript blogger had a great graphic embedded in the Stumble Upon rotation tonight. I saw it, nearly clicked “Stumble Upon” again and then I saw the “Zone of Pain” and remembered a series of dates from last year. Mr. Five-Beers-In-85-Minutes is one, um, the guy who faked a call from his brother, The [...]

In other exciting news, I’ve seasoned my wok tonight. Black as a prairie midnight, my friends. I smell stir-fry in my future. Titillating, to be sure.
***
In sadder news, there are countless British Columbians who feel much like I do tonight. There’s a quiet satisfaction in knowing we’re entering phase two of the largest murder investigation [...]

Wow, my life couldn’t be any more like a soap opera if I tried. I have a job interview this morning, but last night I was told that it’s now suddenly looking very good that I’ll be rehired by where I’ve been working for the last few months (and before a break last year, for [...]

Tee hee.
The 24 season premiere just ended — two 2-hour movies in two days, which is to say GayBoy and I had two dinners & a movies, but I was cheap and served a repeat tonight: leftover Chicken Pot Pie. BUT YOU AIN’T HAD MY PIE, so keep yer trap shut. It’s a good thang, [...]

Wow, how ironic. I post about insecurities, and no one leaves a comment. That’s depressing! ’sup widdat? Yeesh!
What’s not depressing is that I think I probably have a number of job interviews in the next week, and I need a job! I have one interview in the morning, should have one on Monday, and just [...]

Yesterday’s tip, in which I suggest women should masturbate themselves to the brink of orgasm and then stop, just before a date, in order to leave themselves in a heightened state of arousal for an evening that they know should culminate in sex, provoked an interesting comment from Figleaf.
I’m dubious that the tip would work [...]

I’ve had a few emails over the past couple of months that I’ve had neither the time nor inclination to respond to – what can I say? Life gets demanding at times, and this, ultimately, pays me sweet fuck all, so yeah, y’all’s questions get neglected by whim from time to time.
But things are getting [...]

Where’s the “smut”, you ask? Good question.
I just haven’t been in the mood to write about sex. I’m not getting laid. It’s been far too fucking long for no fucking. Gah! Poor me. Woe is me. That I should be NOT having sex is truly a disservice to mankind. Truly.
I’m on the verge of the [...]

There’s a stalwart Vancouver band who’ve been bringing music to Canadians for a couple decades now. A few years ago (meaning more than a decade in over-30 speak) they released a rock anthem called “Love You All”.
(It’s off the CD “Trusted by Millions” and it’s a highly energetic, positive, pop-rock number that’ll have ya wearing [...]