Comments on: Reader: But Will She Love My Penis? http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:38:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Darth Sidious http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5628 Darth Sidious Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:35:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5628 funny anonymous... but ur wife actually belittles you based on ur size? If that's true, sounds cruel.<br/><br/>here's a different take. The average size is around 6 inches for a reason: Natural SElection. if the average prefered size is this, then it means that majority of women (better than 50% :P) would prefer this.<br/><br/>That's also why oriental (Chinese etc) men have smaller dicks. But also their women have smaller vaginas to accomodate them.<br/><br/>I think, if one practises the art, he can be awesome as long as he's at around the mean.<br/><br/>Yoda: Powerful you have become dooku. The dark side I sense in you...<br/><br/>Dooku: Yes, .. er... I've been practicing a lot lately, with this big glowing rod of mine. funny anonymous… but ur wife actually belittles you based on ur size? If that’s true, sounds cruel.

here’s a different take. The average size is around 6 inches for a reason: Natural SElection. if the average prefered size is this, then it means that majority of women (better than 50% :P) would prefer this.

That’s also why oriental (Chinese etc) men have smaller dicks. But also their women have smaller vaginas to accomodate them.

I think, if one practises the art, he can be awesome as long as he’s at around the mean.

Yoda: Powerful you have become dooku. The dark side I sense in you…

Dooku: Yes, .. er… I’ve been practicing a lot lately, with this big glowing rod of mine.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5581 Anonymous Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5581 This is what I told my wife once to put an end to the little dick references, it's not that I thought when they were passing out "cocks", I thought they said "rocks", and asked for a little one! This is what I told my wife once to put an end to the little dick references, it’s not that I thought when they were passing out “cocks”, I thought they said “rocks”, and asked for a little one!

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5338 scribe called steff Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:41:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5338 Sabrina -- Tee hee. [scribbles note]<br/><br/>Dave -- Double tee-hee! You need to get yourself a career in the UN. Diplomat, you.<br/><br/>DFP -- Any guy who uses only a dick will never, ever, ever bring me to orgasm. He better come with a multi-tool setting.<br/><br/>Theaxe -- I'd never sleep with Bauer! Well. Maybe I would in that dirty only-got-30-minutes kind of "we're working in real time" way.<br/><br/>Beth -- Elaine Boosler, yeah, she rocks. I actually thought she was dead and had typed in "RIP, Elaine" before I went to check it out. I'm mixing her up with Gilda Radner, but that's flattering in itself.<br/><br/>MLF -- Thanks for nuthin! Sigh. Intriguing comment, then fail to report back. Mmf. Sabrina — Tee hee. [scribbles note]

Dave — Double tee-hee! You need to get yourself a career in the UN. Diplomat, you.

DFP — Any guy who uses only a dick will never, ever, ever bring me to orgasm. He better come with a multi-tool setting.

Theaxe — I’d never sleep with Bauer! Well. Maybe I would in that dirty only-got-30-minutes kind of “we’re working in real time” way.

Beth — Elaine Boosler, yeah, she rocks. I actually thought she was dead and had typed in “RIP, Elaine” before I went to check it out. I’m mixing her up with Gilda Radner, but that’s flattering in itself.

MLF — Thanks for nuthin! Sigh. Intriguing comment, then fail to report back. Mmf.

]]> By: Sabrina Morgan http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5328 Sabrina Morgan Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:01:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5328 <i>One last, flippant comment? This paranoid insecurity guys feel about their cocks is right up there with that bullshit you hate to hear from us -- “Does this dress make me look fat?”</i><br/><br/>THANK you! What gets me is when guys don't get that vaginas come in different sizes... and lengths. We don't expand infinitely.<br/><br/>Case in point? I tried the whole long dildo thing once and wound up with an average-sized dildo with a big ole handle. Yeah. Not workin'. Yet the guys I've been with still worry about length (and for no reason). Go figure.<br/><br/>So to all the guys out there who hit bottom, don't feel like they're throwing their hot dog down a high school hallway, but still want to worry about their penis size: dudes, just chill out and let us enjoy your cocks already. Confidence is sexy.<br/><br/>And to all the ladies out there dealing with those guys, try this line on them next time they start: "Are you saying I have a big pussy?"<br/><br/>If he's not an asshole, he'll shut up about it, at least for a little while. ;) One last, flippant comment? This paranoid insecurity guys feel about their cocks is right up there with that bullshit you hate to hear from us — “Does this dress make me look fat?”

THANK you! What gets me is when guys don’t get that vaginas come in different sizes… and lengths. We don’t expand infinitely.

Case in point? I tried the whole long dildo thing once and wound up with an average-sized dildo with a big ole handle. Yeah. Not workin’. Yet the guys I’ve been with still worry about length (and for no reason). Go figure.

So to all the guys out there who hit bottom, don’t feel like they’re throwing their hot dog down a high school hallway, but still want to worry about their penis size: dudes, just chill out and let us enjoy your cocks already. Confidence is sexy.

And to all the ladies out there dealing with those guys, try this line on them next time they start: “Are you saying I have a big pussy?”

If he’s not an asshole, he’ll shut up about it, at least for a little while. ;)

]]> By: Dave http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5321 Dave Wed, 31 Jan 2007 15:14:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5321 or as I tell my wife when she asks “Does this dress make me look fat?” - Does it make me look stupid? or as I tell my wife when she asks “Does this dress make me look fat?” - Does it make me look stupid?

]]> By: Dirty Filthy Princess http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5320 Dirty Filthy Princess Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:11:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5320 I agree. Size is fine, but the real deal is how you feel about that person, how they feel about you and how you both treat each other. Sex, for me, is so not just about the moment he sticks his cock in me. Use your fingers! And your mouth, tongue and lips! All over her body! Make her cum before you even think about fucking her. If she was focused on the size of your dick, she won't be when she's lying panting on the bed. PS I think more guys should be like this, not just those that are worried about size. I agree. Size is fine, but the real deal is how you feel about that person, how they feel about you and how you both treat each other. Sex, for me, is so not just about the moment he sticks his cock in me. Use your fingers! And your mouth, tongue and lips! All over her body! Make her cum before you even think about fucking her. If she was focused on the size of your dick, she won’t be when she’s lying panting on the bed. PS I think more guys should be like this, not just those that are worried about size.

]]> By: theAxe http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5319 theAxe Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:58:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5319 aight steff, my question is somewhat facetious... Would you care how big Jack Bauer's was if he showed up at your door? :P aight steff, my question is somewhat facetious… Would you care how big Jack Bauer’s was if he showed up at your door? :P

]]> By: Beth http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5317 Beth Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:29:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5317 Well said, as usual, Steff.<br/><br/>I won't say size doesn't matter. Sure it does. But it's a piece of the puzzle, not the whole thing. <br/><br/>Elayne Boozler once said, "If it's attached to you and it reaches us, it's long enough." <br/><br/>I love that.<br/><br/>Not every guy is hung like a porn star. For that matter, not all porn stars are hung like porn stars.<br/><br/>After all, there's only so much room in there, anyway. <br/><br/>: o ) Well said, as usual, Steff.

I won’t say size doesn’t matter. Sure it does. But it’s a piece of the puzzle, not the whole thing.

Elayne Boozler once said, “If it’s attached to you and it reaches us, it’s long enough.”

I love that.

Not every guy is hung like a porn star. For that matter, not all porn stars are hung like porn stars.

After all, there’s only so much room in there, anyway.

: o )

]]> By: scribe called steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5316 scribe called steff Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:18:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5316 Can you comment further on your horse of a different colour scenario there? I'm curious what you're getting at, as it's a little cryptic for a bear of little brain such as I on a sunny day such as this and all. Thanks. :) Can you comment further on your horse of a different colour scenario there? I’m curious what you’re getting at, as it’s a little cryptic for a bear of little brain such as I on a sunny day such as this and all. Thanks. :)

]]> By: My Favourite Life http://www.smutandsteff.com/2007/01/reader-but-will-she-love-my-penis.html#comment-5315 My Favourite Life Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:54:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1406#comment-5315 I agree with you totally and unequivocally. George Carlin has much to say on this topic. Most of the issue revolves around male body-self-image, and of course there is no dearth of this in the female realm.<br/><br/>As far as the perception of good sex, and what happens outside of the bedroom as a contributing factor to what happens in the bedroom is a horse of a different colour. It is more of a Venus and Mars thing—a distinction that is very real. I agree with you totally and unequivocally. George Carlin has much to say on this topic. Most of the issue revolves around male body-self-image, and of course there is no dearth of this in the female realm.

As far as the perception of good sex, and what happens outside of the bedroom as a contributing factor to what happens in the bedroom is a horse of a different colour. It is more of a Venus and Mars thing—a distinction that is very real.

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