Monthly Archives: February 2007

Reader Asks: How Do You Trust?

This is a question asked of me a long, long time ago. I kept wondering, “Well, how do you trust?” Really. How? A reader asked that and I never knew what to say. Maybe I never really understood it myself. Shrug. I’m no guru. Just a chick with some time on her hands. So, here’s [...]

Found on the Internet!

“Jack Bauerdoes not let women on topduring sex.
Why?
Because Jack Bauernever fucks up.”Found here.

The Befuddling Adventures of A Girl Called Steff

Sigh.
I’m sorry, folks. I’ve really had very little to say this past week or two. Writing is problematic, to say the least. I’m taking a few minutes out before work to share with you as I eat my breakfast, though, in hopes that I’ll be able to crack the nut and figure out what’s goin’ [...]

Found on the Internet!

And they say honesty’s an attractive quality. But look to the bottom left. Some guy’s catch phrase: “Charming and well spoken gentleman.” (sic)
“He’s lousy in bed. But, boy, is he well-spoken!”
The word is “articulate”, in any case. Never use two words when you can use one. Which I ignore about 90% of the time. Nonetheless. [...]

Is it Just Me…

…or does Ryan Seacrest have an oddly tiny head?
Weird. He looks like he’s on something here. That, or all the fucking in closets has left him dehydrated.
Sorry, kids. Me no feeling the writing thing. It’s my mother’s birthday today. She’d have been 65, eligible for pension. My head is in a million places, and none [...]

Please! FEED THE STEFF!

So, having just started this new job o’ mine, all my attentions and efforts are sort of being placed in that area of my life right now. As a result, I’m sort of on emotional overload as I’m being forced to kinda re-evaluate my life from the top on down. This sort of thing sends [...]

Your Irony Hit of the Day

So, being one of those 300+something-days-a-year scooter riders, it’s not really that often I opt for transit instead of taking my trusty scooter out into the world. (Think Vespa, not Razor.) Today, the weather was shit, it was rainy and windy, and I’d been drinking a little last night.
Decided to leave the scoot home and [...]

Pondering Timing

I’m thinking a lot about time today. The right time, the wrong time, the in-between time, never enough time.
I’m about to head down to this little stretch of beach that only the true locals to Vancouver know about. One of the last bits of truly natural foreshore. It’s one of those places I [...]

Checking In & The Sugasm The 66th

I’m having a very me-oriented weekend. I’m quite happily keeping to myself. Today’s a foodie’s feast. I made homemade bread (and am now under orders to make it for my friend) and I’m making homemade beef stock, which is very much a labour of love. Monday night is traditionally when GayBoy and I get together [...]

Found On the Internet

Ah, I’m a sucker for a great “moment” kiss. That and the ones on the sofa and against the wall and… I’m a sucker for kissing, period.

Another Bitchy Anti-Valentine’s Rant

I hate Valentine’s day. Always have. I have this cool Valentine’s day card from my nephew, though, from three or four years ago. It’s got all the X-Men on it and it says “You’re X-citing!” It’s a prized possession and is on my fridge, along with my magnetic poetry heroin poem I wrote. Yeah, a [...]

Sex Guides? How About The Last Word?

I currently have no fewer than a half dozen open/opened/started/unfinished documents on my desktop. I’m flummoxed, at a loss for words, of late.
I’m new. That’s the problem. I’m popping the employment cherry at a new place of business and it’s taken the cocky surety from my swagger. Heck, I’ve even broke out in a few [...]

Hey, World!

I’m checking in on you, world.
It’s my first official week on the job and everything’s looking good so far. I’ve been kind of in a cosmic headspace the last few days — a weird mix of good, bad, and everything in between.
Tonight’s a night to stay in and get a grasp on life, and tomorrow’s [...]

Found on the Internet!

I was taking a boo around Craigslist and found an ad with the following graphic in it. I gotta say, I’m loving the shot.
Someone asked earlier if there’s no other photos of me to be had. With a little digging around the net you’d probably come up with something. I’m sort of opposed to putting [...]

To-Die-For Oven-"Fried" Chicken

I’m gonna try to write something at some point tonight but I’ve been having a bit of a braindead weekend. Oops.
In the meantime, I want to share something utterly sinful with you: my oven-”fried” chicken recipe. It’s one of those “glad I’m single so’s I don’t needs ta share” dishes. ;)
(The recipe’s on me other [...]

Sugasm #65

I haven’t much to say, I’m afraid. I’m in that “after the whirlwind” phase post-starting new job yesterday and all. It’s a good job, I’m just at a loss for words.
In the meantime, I owe you a Sugasm. I owe myself that glass of red wine in the other room and my supper — homemade [...]

Sam Cooke and Steff, Together at Last

The master of soul’s winding his way through my bedroom as my fingers clack away under his soulful stylings. Sam Cooke’s A Change is Gonna Come is about the best way I knew to embrace this mood I’ve fallen into in the last few hours, so it’s bellowing its way into the breeze, playing on [...]

Oh, Behave! You Foxy Beasties, You

Yep. Sometimes you Stumble Upon something that makes you groan a little inside. Even the hetero girl in me finds this a little hot.
Stolen from viceland.com, where they had this caption beneath the below shot:
Girls only make out with us because if they didn’t, the human race would end. Get a few wine coolers in [...]

"And after death, still we will not part…"

Found deep in the rubble of Italy’s northern city Mantova were the remains of a couple who’ve spent the last five millenium locked in a passionate embrace.
Look at how their legs are intertwined, and their eyes still locked on each other after all these thousands of years.
Writers and artisans everywhere will be lost in wondering [...]

Found On The Internet!

I don’t know why I like this a lot, but I do. I like bringing out the kid in me for dirty times. It’s fun.

All’s Good on the Job Front!

Hey, my good peeples!
Got the all-good-to-go from the folks re: my interview for being the administrative chick at a children’s private art academy in one of the coolest neighbourhoods in the Lower Mainland (Greater Vancouver area). I start Friday.
And only nine days into unemployment, too. Ha. So, I rock. I’m going to celebrate by staying [...]

Reader: "So What’s Your Take On Love?"

So a reader sent me a left hook in the ol’ email bag recently.
You used the quote “Love is full of stupidity” and said how true that was but in many of your postings - I can’t say all since I haven’t read them all - I don’t see any references to, or definitions of, [...]