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3 Comments
OK. I’ll admit it. I’m either too stupid to understand, or it zipped right OVer my old head…
I’m in the same boat, but I’ve also learned to just nod and smile :)
Sadly it seems my sense of humour’s far too high brow for my own good!
Okay, the cheat-sheet to that joke is:
The schedule is for his day, right? But instead of telling you point-blank what his day entails, his use of product logos does that for you — at 7 – 7:30 he brushes his teeth, gets cleaned up, does mouthwash. Then he drinks and eats, followed by gum. He rushes off to work in his Toyota. Spends his day working on a Pentium 4 computer, printing on his Epson printer, and being connected with clients via his Nokia…
etc. :P
Me, I thought it was a succinct statement on our time not being our time anymore… instead we’re sorta mini-commercials for others by way of the commodity choices we make.
Or am I reading too much into shit again? Hah.