Ahh… masturbation. Not everybody does it, but everybody should.
The trouble is, most of us that do do it are routine about it. Hey, even I have my go-to tricks. Masturbation’s usually something like this: “Well, I’m horny, I’d rather be post-horny with the fun of having had an orgasm, so let me just touch myself [...]

Earlier, at the grocery store, I got shaken out of my pouting about money, thinking of my heady week, by this adorable little two-year-old Asian girl. All dressed in pink, a plastic golden tiara perched atop her precious little head, bubbling up and down the aisle as she giggled and babbled at her mother. She [...]

Anyone who’s read me for forever and a day will know I draw upon Hunter Stockton Thompson as probably my strongest writing influence.
I was about 18 when Hunter got introduced to me by Whipped Boy, who’s lasted through the crowds of friends I had way back when, and is one of two people I’ll call [...]

Maybe I’m in a bad mood because an old friend went and died on the weekend. Maybe I’m in a bad mood because I got up and saw more snow falling when we should be well into a spring that’s never yet arrived. Maybe I’m in a bad mood because it’s Monday.
But I was pretty [...]

Tonight’s all about cleaning my apartment and doing a little Thai cooking, so I’m just posting an email from a friend of mine.
I’m opting out of online dating for a while. My focus this month is killer workouts so I can go shopping for some hot new clothes next month, then I’ll start playing the [...]

Relationships are never, ever going to be simple ever, ever, ever again.
Get used to it.
This woman’s taken her divorce proceedings onto YouTube in an assumed effort to mock, humiliate, and god-knows-what-else her older husband. (CNN’s story is here, you’ll have to find it yourself on YouTube; I refuse to watch it in the hopes of [...]

My week didn’t really work out as planned. That’s life. Today’s a gorgeous anomaly of sun and warm temperatures before we dip back to unseasonal coolness again tomorrow, so you KNOW I have a huge bike ride on tap this afternoon, coupled with plans for some photography.
I just wanted to post a quick something here, [...]

I’m finally going to get a massage. I think I physically need it. I’ve ripped myself too many new muscles to not be getting intense massage therapy. So, gearing up to it, I’m going to push myself hard. I hurt anyhow, so why not just keep hurting? A trainer once said to me about rehabbing: [...]

They say that you can’t really take on an active lifestyle without eventually getting onboard with healthy eating, and I think I finally understand why.
This past month, I’ve eaten hardly any fresh food — it’s all been processed, easy, or guilt-laden. I’ve found myself craving chocolate bars, something that, despite my weight problem, isn’t something [...]

Sally Kern.
She did the one thing Nixon said not to do. Get caught. She’s not really sorry she flamed gays and lumped their sexual “preferences” in with evil like terrorism. I am not pleased.
I don’t tend to want to bring politics up too much. I think I’m putting that practice on hiatus right now. I [...]

Well, I’ll be showering soon, then attempting my first cycle ride to work, in, what, two years?
It’s a good ride. 12 km, lots of hills. Beautiful views. Sunny day.
I’m filled with a lot of apprehension and excitement, and I’m a little uneasy as a result. Cycling to work is a huge benchmark for me. When [...]