Monthly Archives: May 2008

Getting Heady About My Fortunes

It’s a gorgeous, sunny Friday night, and I’m at home, contemplating life with my broke ass, after paying $106 out of a very meagre, very-tight-already paycheque from which rent’s supposed to come, too. (Read this morning’s rant for more on that.)
I had generously invited a couple friends over for hamburgers tomorrow, before we see the [...]

Towed? WHAT?

This is one of those days when I think violence must solve more problems the easy way sometimes. My scooter was, as far as I’m concerned, illegally towed last night. The towing will be $85 when I pay the fuckers out of my nice new “mostly for rent” cheque today. There’s still a city ticket [...]

What We Coulda Learned From Manson, But Didn’t

In the last three or four years, I’ve purged at least a half-dozen large boxes of books that spanned every genre you could think of. Even today, with my gutted and scaled collection, it’d take you some time to scan my shelves.
You’d notice, though, a penchant for dark fiction, strange and obscure history, and a [...]

My Wicked Blueberry Muffins, Just for You

Yesterday I caught up with a friend. We tackled my nemesis, The Stairs, but I went easy on her as it was her cherry-popping session. Only a mere 15 floors. When I saw my healthy, thin friend doubled over, huffing and puffing to beat all hell, at the top of 15 flights, I was so [...]

Monday Morning Musings on Qi & She

(It’s just shy of 12 hours later, and my hand feels better tonight than this morning, and that’s after a day’s work and a yoga routine that was heavy on the downward-facing dog. This is good! I’m confused, but this is good! But I’ll leave the post up ‘cos I’m still taking some time off [...]

Which Came First? Well, If You Must Know…

My evil Scrabulous Nemesis M. on Facebook told me a great joke the other night.
An egg and a chicken are lying in bed. The egg’s all balled up on her side while the chicken’s propped up with a grin on his beak, having a smoke. The egg fumes and mutters, “Well, I guess that answers [...]

Saturday Morning Musings on Dating

Well, it’s Saturday morning and it’s a fiercely sexy morning of… yes, housecleaning.
Then I have to do the requisite girlie-bath thing with a facial and all the fussin’ ‘cos I have me a coffee date this afternoon, and while there’s pretty much no chance of him getting the goods this evening, I still want to [...]

Sugasm 132 & The Not-So-Secret Reasons of Infidelity

I wasn’t going to post something today. My hand’s reacting from too much cycling and other events of late, and typing sucks, and cycling’s out for a week (maybe more) but hey… I just found out I was selected as a top pick in the Sugasm this week.
So, aw, shucks! Thanks for anyone who took [...]

Reader Asks: I Haven’t Met Her,But Should She Leave Him?

Like most bloggers, this is my not-so-secret other life. I get paid to work for a living, but because I’ve opted for a cushy job that keeps life simple for me, it’s not exactly keeping me in luxury. Blogging’s what I turn to for kicks, for fun, for community.
But I don’t live under the delusion [...]

From Simple Things a Lifetime Springs

I had an active day with a friend yesterday. We cycled about 25km, came back to my pad, made some souvlaki to go with my gazpacho, and got stinking drunk. A decent girl’s night, and a departure from my safer, quieter nights in of late.
We somehow got to talking about her childhood. Atypical Japanese, she [...]

Whoopsies.

If you’ve come to check for the posting I posted last night, it’s been moved to my “journal” blog, as I occasionally post to the wrong blog when I’m, like, drunk and all. I try to keep this blog on specific topics. Sorry.
Meanwhile, later today I’ll post here… once I’ve stopped sniffing furniture oil fumes. [...]

Oh, My Freakin’ Head: A Weekend Ride

Oh, my freakin’ head. I was finally pretty much hydrated when I thought “I know! I’ll have a beer.” I mean, I’m watching a hockey movie, it seemed to make very Canadian sense.
But now I got the head-freakin’ thing going on. But the beer’s good. Yes, I’m having 2 more big glasses of water to [...]

Continued Adventuresin Kicking Ass & Taking Names

Katharine Hepburn once said, “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
I’ve been keeping that in mind on my little journey this year. I’m just hoping it kills me much later as a result of all my good behaviour. But it sure as fuck feels nigh some days.
I had a visit to my doctor much [...]

The Double Double:Gay Marriage and Birth Control Madness

One of my all-time favourite funny songs is Stuart by the Dead Milkmen, an old post-punk classic. The lead singer has an insane monologue he rants, and that’s the whole song. I’ll be cycling and it’ll come on, and I’ll be ranting along with him, laughing at different parts. The song just never gets old [...]

Gonna Stab Your Kissy-Kissy Heart

I have just one very important question.
When is someone going to make a dry ice that’s not so dry?
I mean, I go to a concert, the music’s just pounding and throbbing, I wanna shout another witty comment to my buddy, the fuckin’ dry ice is spewing in, my throat closes up, I get all hoarse, [...]

Would You Pay $33.6 Million for This?

Somewhere in England sits Sue Tilley, a hefty 51-year-old woman, smiling happily, knowing that someone has paid a record $33.6 million for the painting of her lying naked on a couch for artist Lucian Freud.
It’s the most ever paid for a living artist’s work.
And it’s by far the most ever paid for an artwork of [...]

Shades of Grey: Of Age and Happiness

Being the ever-watchful eye I am, I’ve noticed a disconcerting trend amongst the circles I travel in. Like most issues I tackle, this too is neither black nor white; instead, it’s many varying shades of grey…
…Hairs, that is.
My friends and I are now clearly showing we’re older, more damaged goods. Specs of grey appear weekly, [...]

Monday Morning Musings On a BlogGone Bad and Back Again

I’ve spent part of my weekend rereading some posts from the spring of ‘05, when I think this blog was at its best point ever. Shortly after that, I spiralled into the worst depression of my life, and this blog slowly started swirling the drain not long after.
There were times when I considered killing this [...]

From the Pulpit to Your Ears: Now Say it Like You Mean It

In keeping with yesterday’s pope-fuelled rant against the Catholic Church, let’s talk some more about religion.
I was thrilled on May 2nd when I read an article revealing that there’s a new movement within America’s evangelical religious types to call for a return of separating church from state. They believe the evangelical’s insistence toward ingratiating itself [...]

Fuck The Pope.

(This post is long and heady. What can I say. The fucker gets me going.)
The Catholic Church continues to dwell in the dark ages. Chillin’ in Rome on Saturday, Pope Benedict has again, and very adamantly, praised Humanae vitae, the 1968 Catholic document that declared the sanctity of human life in all its forms, including [...]

Further Notes on Ass Kickin’ And Name Takin’

It’s 11 on Friday night. Party week looms, so I’m sleeping in late tomorrow.
I’ve earned it, cycling about 40 kilometres today. Wahoo. Gettin’ there. I’m sore. I work in downtown Vancouver, so it’s easy to cycle the seawall after work, so I did a 27 km stretch of Vancouver’s friggin’ awesome seawall. But I did [...]

Of Genocides and Journalism Students

I know I haven’t been writing a lot this week… I’m percolating. I suspect it’ll bubble up for you in the next few days.
Tonight I’m just reposting something I wrote on my other blog 18 months ago. I was trying to find something else and happened upon it and thought, “Fuck. And the genocide is [...]