Comments on: Things I Love to Do, and Can, ‘Cause I’m Single - #14 http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:05:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Just a Girl http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5991 Just a Girl Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:29:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5991 Being able to have stubble and no one complains about it. Being able to have stubble and no one complains about it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5989 Anonymous Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:36:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5989 not to be a spoilsport, but you don't have to be single to walk around the house naked - I do it all the time and my husband has never complained!! (I wonder why? :) )<br/><br/>Might be a bit more difficult if you have kids though!! not to be a spoilsport, but you don’t have to be single to walk around the house naked - I do it all the time and my husband has never complained!! (I wonder why? :) )

Might be a bit more difficult if you have kids though!!

]]> By: KM http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5988 KM Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:56:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5988 Stay up all night dancing...with anyone and everyone. Stay up all night dancing…with anyone and everyone.

]]> By: a http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5987 a Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:38:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5987 let's not forget the classic....drinking out of the milk/juice carton because there isn't someone to bitch about it. let’s not forget the classic….drinking out of the milk/juice carton because there isn’t someone to bitch about it.

]]> By: Cynthia http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5986 Cynthia Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:58:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5986 Reading in bed as long as you like because the light isn't disturbing anyone. Reading in bed as long as you like because the light isn’t disturbing anyone.

]]> By: Scribe Called Steff http://www.smutandsteff.com/2008/06/things-i-love-to-do-and-can-cause-im_25.html#comment-5985 Scribe Called Steff Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:15:00 +0000 http://www.smuttysteff.com/?p=1866#comment-5985 1 - 5. If you're wondering why the list started at #6, it's because I thought "sleep in, get drunk, masturbate, burp, and wear pajamas for the whole day" were really obvious as a solid lock for the top 5. I mean, really, come on. They're universal. We're not proud that we like to be that way sometimes, but we secretly love to do 'em all. And on the same day? Ha, yeah, score. It's the Catholic way to sin: In a bunch, so you can be penitent all in one shot and get the guilt over with sooner. I thought it only fitting I take a moment to acknowledge what should be obvious but, in the Puritanical age we sometimes seem to live in, may well not be obvious, in tribute to the dear departed George Carlin, who I know would really understand. -Steff.<br/><br/>6. Eat cold cereal for supper. -Steff, with "and leftovers for breakfast" from an Anon.<br/><br/>7. Saying "My holiday can't end this soon!" and sleeping in till 8 on a Monday, then casually cycling to work at 11 after an eggs-and-sausage brekkie, and getting home at 8:30, with supper getting on the table around 9:30. Like I did today and tonight. :) -Steff.<br/><br/>8. Rule the tv.<br/>9. Walk around home naked.<br/>10. Leave the toilet seat up (or down if you are a woman).<br/>11. Let the washing up slide a day (or two). -Brian.<br/><br/>12. The food in the fridge is yours and yours alone.<br/>13. Don't have to "check in" if you decide to take a detour on the way home. -Anon.<br/><br/>14. Having a four-day long weekend planned with exciting things to do with myself, by myself, before a crazy two weeks begins: An afternoon at the beach, a long ambling bikeride to an old independent theatre for an afternoon matinee, a sleep-in and a DVD day, and a day packed with to-dos to scratch off the list. A bottle of wine. Maybe even two. An expensive steak, a fancy meal. Maybe 2. Maybe 4. Hell, maybe 10. All for me. Because I'm worth it. Because life's short. -Steff. 1 - 5. If you’re wondering why the list started at #6, it’s because I thought “sleep in, get drunk, masturbate, burp, and wear pajamas for the whole day” were really obvious as a solid lock for the top 5. I mean, really, come on. They’re universal. We’re not proud that we like to be that way sometimes, but we secretly love to do ‘em all. And on the same day? Ha, yeah, score. It’s the Catholic way to sin: In a bunch, so you can be penitent all in one shot and get the guilt over with sooner. I thought it only fitting I take a moment to acknowledge what should be obvious but, in the Puritanical age we sometimes seem to live in, may well not be obvious, in tribute to the dear departed George Carlin, who I know would really understand. -Steff.

6. Eat cold cereal for supper. -Steff, with “and leftovers for breakfast” from an Anon.

7. Saying “My holiday can’t end this soon!” and sleeping in till 8 on a Monday, then casually cycling to work at 11 after an eggs-and-sausage brekkie, and getting home at 8:30, with supper getting on the table around 9:30. Like I did today and tonight. :) -Steff.

8. Rule the tv.
9. Walk around home naked.
10. Leave the toilet seat up (or down if you are a woman).
11. Let the washing up slide a day (or two). -Brian.

12. The food in the fridge is yours and yours alone.
13. Don’t have to “check in” if you decide to take a detour on the way home. -Anon.

14. Having a four-day long weekend planned with exciting things to do with myself, by myself, before a crazy two weeks begins: An afternoon at the beach, a long ambling bikeride to an old independent theatre for an afternoon matinee, a sleep-in and a DVD day, and a day packed with to-dos to scratch off the list. A bottle of wine. Maybe even two. An expensive steak, a fancy meal. Maybe 2. Maybe 4. Hell, maybe 10. All for me. Because I’m worth it. Because life’s short. -Steff.

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