Today, it seems, was the last day of summer for us Vancouverites. A Pineapple Express is forecasted to begin Thursday. (The dreaded “Pineapple Express” is any rain-bearing system that wanders up our way from the Hawaiian Islands. Usually packed with days and days of hard rains.)
Knowing it’s the end of something good, I decided today [...]
I’m officially 35 today. Time flies when you’re having fun.
As a result of my birthday, though, I’ve been thinking a lot about life and love.
I still haven’t been bothering getting back into the dating after taking this month off of it, thanks to a persistent yeast infection that has me pretty frustrated (but is starting [...]
Something I absolutely love about the Obamas is the intensity of their attraction to each other. It’s so obvious. He lights up when he sees her. She totally adores him. But it’s bigger than that.
Probably the best footage I’ve ever seen that represents their relationship was this footage shot behind the scenes while they both [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, General, Marriage & Other Commitments, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Politics, Romance, Society
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Tagged barack obama, election 2008, michelle obama, obamas, romance in the white house
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Paul Newman died overnight at the ripe old age of 83.
When it comes to Hollywood stars, they just didn’t get better than Paul Newman. The best of ‘em, he never let it go to his head. Probably more famous for his salad dressing and tomato sauce, the guy was a different kind of idol.
In a [...]
After a couple months of everything in life feeling like it was a little harder than it needed to be, and life just throwing one sucker punch after another, it feels like the proverbial clouds have parted and ease is raining down upon me.
My week has been busy, as will the next few days be, [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in General, Journalling, Loving and Knowing Yourself, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Self-Love & Self-Esteem, Specifically Steff
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Tagged getting older, knowing thyself, life, philosophy, state of the Steff, turning 35
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You people realize you only have four days left to get me a birthday present before I turn 35, right? I mean, SNAP, SNAP, here.
Time to get crack-a-lackin’! I mean, the ripe age of 35? Gifts cushion the blow, I’m told!
If you’re having troubles choosing what to appease my voracious appetite for life with? [...]
I definitely get into the politics on this blog but you wouldn’t believe how much I’m often restraining myself.
Lordy, have I got me some opinions.
But tonight I’m going to bed with this odd little thing. It’s there, niggling. Deep, deep down, burrowed in the base of my belly, there it is: Possibility. A little thing [...]
Let’s talk sex toys today. Specifically, I’ll be reviewing The Stubby G.
First, I want to explain how a few things work for all y’all, since I know sex-blog readers see these reviews all the time, and, personally, I see that 95% of them are positive, so I could understand how review-readers might skeptically dismiss us [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Foreplay & Arousing, Hygiene & Health, Masturbation, Sex, Sex Toy Reviews, Sex Toys & Aids, Women's Department
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Tagged clitoris, g-spot, phthalate-free, sex toys, silicone, stubby g, vibereview, vibrator
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Men may balk if they see this is about periods, but they really should read it, methinks, for a little perspective.
Yesterday, during the afternoon of my Shitty, Shitty Day, I got my period. In the space of about 30 minutes, my eye infection suddenly started flushing itself out, and my emotions just totally took a [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, Humour, Hygiene & Health, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Psychology & Moods, Society, Steff Rants, Women's Department
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Tagged angst, cramps, depression, hormones, menses, periods, PMS
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I couldn’t possibly feel more unattractive than I do today. Except maybe if I had an 8-inch goiter growing out of my neck and crumbling teeth or something.
I have an eye infection that has my left eye with this just-throttled-by-Rocky swollen-bloodshot look going on. That’s fun. Really.
Because that wasn’t fun enough, I’ve also come down [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, Current Events, General, Humour, Journalling, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants, Women's Department
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Tagged bugs, is that all, madness, stupid tenants, the worst day ever, yeast infections
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Can I just say how much I’m looking forward to the start of Season Five of Grey’s Anatomy?
Has Shepherd ended it with Rose? Are the sparks officially back with Grey? Has acclaim for their major medical breakthrough yielded exciting new times at the hospital?
Is George a resident, or is he yet to take the test?
Callie [...]
A year ago this week, I was hanging on with the grimmest, thinnest of threads, as I completed the last week on a job I probably never should have accepted.
I worked in close quarters with one of the most negative, depressing people I’ve ever known, for six long months. By the end of it, I’d [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Current Events, General, Journalling, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Self-Love & Self-Esteem, Specifically Steff
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Tagged career change, censorship, changing your life, job satisfaction, reflection, weight loss
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Body image. Stand any one of us in front of a mirror, ask us to reveal what we dislike about ourselves, and an unhesitating list would be quickly forthcoming.
Industry knows this. They count on it. All the way to the bank.
If you’re happy about yourself, why would you ever spend all that disposable income on [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, Consumerism, Journalling, Modern Feminism, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Self-Love & Self-Esteem, Society
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Tagged advertising, Consumerism, media, self-esteem, weight perception
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Hi, kids. We haven’t had a catch-up chat for a while, have we?
I’d love to have something brilliant to write for you today. Really. I got nothing. So you can leave now if it’s profundity you seek. For you, good lasses and sirs, I offer a serving of vapidity.
See, I spent my whole weekend huffing [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in General, Journalling, Questions From Readers, Specifically Steff
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Tagged begging, bugs, cleaning, cycling, Dating, end of summer, men, weight loss
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David Foster Wallace committed suicide this weekend. 46. Hung himself.
The guy had made a career out of being brilliantly insightful and funny. Yet he somehow ended up on the dark side from which suicide seems the only out.
I’ve tried to write about depression over the last couple of years, because I know a fair bit [...]
If I ever needed me a man-slave, tonight’s the night. He could do me a little cleanin’.
My ever-so-brilliant landlords are this major conglomerate from back east. “Back east” is what we disenfranchised forgotten West Coast Canadians call Ontario, which is sort of east but hardly East, since a couple thousand kilometres of country flank it… [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, Current Events, Humour, Hygiene & Health, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Specifically Steff, Steff Rants
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Tagged apartments, bad neighbours, bad weekends, cleaning, cockroaches
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I love wrestling with lovers. The not-so-grudge match.
And while I put up a hell of a fight, and even like to win sometimes, the truth is, losing ain’t so bad at all. You have to admit, this is one time that losing really isn’t losing.
There’s a little incentive to suddenly just not resisting anymore. Smirking [...]
Experts will tell you that who we are in life is defined by the age of seven. Our ethics, our play, our work habits, it’s all laid out as part of who we are, and will continue to be, by seven.
There are those who’ve taken this a step further and will tell you also that [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, Dating, Foreplay & Arousing, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Psychology & Moods, Sex, Society
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Tagged beginner's bdsm, Bondage, childhood, power plays, sugasm, tastes
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So, I suck. I’m totally behind the times with Sugasm, and it would seem I was the top pick in week 144. Cool. To anyone who voted, thanks so much. :)
We’ll get back to that later.
I’m kind of in this whirlwind with a mental list of a thousands things to write about and I just [...]
I’m sorry, but I often really, really hate the name of sex toys. And this is no exception.
From Emma’s Passion Garden comes the Dual Rose aka “The Lovely Rose.” Jesus, people. Fire the marketing department, because this toy deserves so much better. Really.
Nonetheless, when a guy was recently given the choice of what toy to [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Foreplay & Arousing, Hygiene & Health, Masturbation, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Sex Toy Reviews, Sex Toys & Aids, Women's Department
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Tagged emma's passion garden, lovely rose, rabbit-type vibrator, sex toy, vibereview, waterproof
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I spent my Saturday slacking off but tidying, then launched into the mother of all cooking nights*.
Now’s a cycling and visiting-people day, for which I’ve got to rush.
Tune in tomorrow when I’ll be reviewing a couple sex toys. Tuesday I’ll be running a little something that ponders how rough I liked to play as a [...]
Opera Man always makes me smile.
There are a few Vancouver characters that the locals who’ve been here for years know about. Like the Rock-Art Guy. Or Opera Man.
Over the the 12 years I’ve lived in Vancouver proper, once in a truly blue moon the cosmos aligns ever so fortunately, and I luck out and happen [...]
By A Scribe Called Steff
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Posted in Best of Steff, General, Humour, Journalling, Loving and Knowing Yourself, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Self-Love & Self-Esteem, Society, Specifically Steff
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Tagged breaking hang-ups, changing yourself, cycling, having fun, inhibitions, living out loud, singing
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