Category Archives: dysfunction

Aug
13
2008

Further Notes on My Underwhelming Weekend Sex

Yesterday, I made rather not-so-subtle reference to the fact that I finally got laid last weekend in this posting. I wasn’t going to say anything, really, because I was decidedly underwhelmed by the experience.
But then, you know, I thought, “It’s for the greater good! People must know!” So, without getting into detail here, let’s [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Best of Steff, Dating, Humour, Journalling, Sex, Specifically Steff, Steff Rants, casual sex | Tagged , , , | Comments (7)
Aug
11
2008

Vaginas: Uptight, everything’s all right? Not so much.

There’s a scene in The Tailor of Panama in which Pierce Brosnan, as Andy Osnard, a British spy reassigned to Panama, is shown his new office for the first time by his hot but too tense new colleague.
He wanders to a safe in the wall above his new desk and starts trying to crack the [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Advice, Best of Steff, Hygiene & Health, Loving and Knowing Yourself, Masturbation, Orgasm Trouble, Sex Toys & Aids, Women's Department | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (7)
Sep
29
2005

Getting Stiffed By the Stiffy & Happy Birthday to Me

I’m 32 today, folks. That being the case, I’m a little busy being busy and birthdayish for the next couple of days. YAY me.
I wrote this posting over on NYHotties for you kids to read in answer to LabBoy’s question about the “five-minute” rule — you know, how guys tend to blow their wad the [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Advice, Dating, How To Guides, Men's Department, Orgasm Trouble, Questions From Readers, Sex, Sex Toys & Aids | Tagged , , , | Comments (10)