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- I saw the Stones' last Vancouver show & thought Mick staying onstage to just stand & soak in 4 min of applause was sweetest/saddest ever. 15 mins ago
- I love how the Twitter robot thanks you for noticing something's wrong. Dude, it's not like I'm your neighbour & noticed you have a flat. 20 mins ago
- I think al dente pasta is overrated. THERE. I said it. Deal with it. 39 mins ago
- Can't wait to see Crystal Bowersox's performance tonight if she's already trending at the top. Last week's Tracy Chapman cover BLEW me away. 40 mins ago
- Living in such a multicultural food city, I'm glad we use same numbers. I can usually figure out the cooking time in foreign languages. 49 mins ago
- For the rest of you who didn't ask, I'm fine. I lucked out and jumped JUST the right way, water splashed in the sink. I may need a drink. 53 mins ago
- I shouldn't be allowed to cook. With my left hand I just dropped my razor-sharp chef's knife while carrying boiling water in my right. 57 mins ago
- How the hell did it get to be 7:30? CRAZY. 1 hr ago
- SERIOUSLY, it's STILL only Tuesday? It feels like Thursday. Well, at least I can take pleasure in roast-chicken-taunting a bus now. 1 hr ago
- Yeah, that's right: I'm the bitch with the whole fresh roasted chicken. On the train. Uh-huh. Hate me. Just don't eat my chicken. 1 hr ago
- A kid's freaking & bawling "Idon'twanna Idon'twanna Idon'twanna!" on the train. I give her a 2 out of 10 for originality. 1 hr ago
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