Category Archives: Sex Toys & Aids

Aug
24
2009

Yet Another Reason You Should Buy a Vibrator

I don’t have much of a garden — three tomato plants and four basils — but I’m deeply attached to the bounty and willing to put in the work.
Basil, well, that’s easy enough. Wait until June, plant, water often, eat often, be happy.
Tomatoes? Good god. Apparently they need pollinators! One thing we apartment-dwellers on the [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Food & Recipes, General, Humour, Journalling, Specifically Steff, Twitter, keeping it real | Comments (3)
Sep
22
2008

Sex-Toy Review: The Stubby G!

Let’s talk sex toys today. Specifically, I’ll be reviewing The Stubby G.
First, I want to explain how a few things work for all y’all, since I know sex-blog readers see these reviews all the time, and, personally, I see that 95% of them are positive, so I could understand how review-readers might skeptically dismiss us [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Foreplay & Arousing, Hygiene & Health, Masturbation, Sex, Sex Toy Reviews, Women's Department | Tagged , , , , , , , | Comments (2)
Sep
08
2008

Sex Toy Review: "The Lovely (and lamely-named) Rose"

I’m sorry, but I often really, really hate the name of sex toys. And this is no exception.
From Emma’s Passion Garden comes the Dual Rose aka “The Lovely Rose.” Jesus, people. Fire the marketing department, because this toy deserves so much better. Really.
Nonetheless, when a guy was recently given the choice of what toy to [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Foreplay & Arousing, Hygiene & Health, Masturbation, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Sex Toy Reviews, Women's Department | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (5)
Aug
11
2008

Vaginas: Uptight, everything’s all right? Not so much.

There’s a scene in The Tailor of Panama in which Pierce Brosnan, as Andy Osnard, a British spy reassigned to Panama, is shown his new office for the first time by his hot but too tense new colleague.
He wanders to a safe in the wall above his new desk and starts trying to crack the [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Advice, Best of Steff, Hygiene & Health, Loving and Knowing Yourself, Masturbation, Orgasm Trouble, Women's Department, dysfunction | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (7)
Jul
29
2008

Sextoy Review! The GIGI "Pleasure Object" by LELO

My good friends at VibeReview sent me some pretty toys earlier this month, and the one I couldn’t wait to get playing with first was this beautiful toy pictured here.
The Gigi Pleasure Object could also have another name: “Your New Best Friend.”
This thing is to sex toys what the iPOD is to music. No, really.
Sure, [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Best of Steff, Foreplay & Arousing, Masturbation, Sex Toy Reviews, sugasm | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Comments (5)
Oct
15
2005

Bondage on the cheap?

Are you, like me, a fan of light bondage, but not into the sorts of high-end bondage bed sets that cost an arm and a leg? Do you lack an old-fashioned headboard to bind your lover to? Have no fear. Here’s a two-dollar bondage hijinks tip from yours truly.
Visit your local dollar store and pick [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Advice, Bondage, How To Guides, MacGyvery Sex Aids & Props, Sex | Tagged , , | Comments (7)
Sep
29
2005

Getting Stiffed By the Stiffy & Happy Birthday to Me

I’m 32 today, folks. That being the case, I’m a little busy being busy and birthdayish for the next couple of days. YAY me.
I wrote this posting over on NYHotties for you kids to read in answer to LabBoy’s question about the “five-minute” rule — you know, how guys tend to blow their wad the [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Also posted in Advice, Dating, How To Guides, Men's Department, Orgasm Trouble, Questions From Readers, Sex, dysfunction | Tagged , , , | Comments (10)
Sep
24
2005

You asked? Cock Rings

Chelsea Girl requested that I address the issue of cock rings. So, here goes.
Once upon a time, in Middle Earth, a Hobbit named Frodo went on a quest to destroy the One Ring that would rule them all… Err. Well. Okay, different ring.
A cock ring is a blood-flow restrictor for the penis. Cock rings are [...]

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