I’ve been in hiding! I’ve finally fooled the Feds and I can come out from behind the watercooler! Schwing!
Okay, no, my URL has been all fucked up and because Blogger is a finicky CUNT, I somehow got locked out of my FTP log-in, despite changing passwords to be identical about a million times.
I’ve been in [...]
The BUY STEFF A LAPTOP fund!
Wouldn't it be nice if I wrote more?
I'll need a laptop then.
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OH, the things I say!
- Oh, scriptwriter, I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to use adjectives anymore. 1 hr ago
- Funny. I've somehow acquired a mark on my neck that looks exactly like a hickey. Sadly, it's not one. No idea where it came from. 4 hrs ago
- This is what I get for trying to grow it out. A "shaping" appointment tomorrow night should make the difference. Today: Toque. 4 hrs ago
- My hair has jumped the shark. I look like Christopher Walken has pulled a Howard Hughes and lived unkempt in a hotel room for 3 months. 4 hrs ago
- NEW POSTING: Starting my book means lifechanges all around, especially on my blog. http://www.smutandsteff.com/2010/03/way-things-work.html 4 hrs ago
- Weekend one of working on my book has been awesome. Awesome. I'm pretty empowered about starting the right way, & the direction I'm headed. 4 hrs ago
- Weird! Just noticed the box of All-Bran that represents a recent small-but-major change in my diet expires on my birthday, 09/29/10. 5 hrs ago
- In honour of time-change Monday & the delusion that I think I'm immortal, I'm going for one more (3rd? 4th?) cup of pre-work coffee. 5 hrs ago
- You an organ donor yet? People die daily waiting for organs. USA: http://organdonor.gov BC: https://www.transplant.bc.ca/onlinereg/bcts.asp 5 hrs ago
- 25 years ago TODAY the first-ever .com domain was registered and launched. Wow. How far we've come. http://bit.ly/c2dsyl 6 hrs ago
- Some furniture company seems to think I should be honoured they've linked to my blog & are expecting return linkage. No. Fuck off. 6 hrs ago
- Monday: The gift of suck that keeps on giving. Or sucking. Whatever. 6 hrs ago
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