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• I *will* be watching this from home. Gritty dark Canadian psycho-crime drama. Nobody does it like Canadians. 3 hrs ago
• I'm barely half-into the pilot of Callum Keith Rennie & Molly Parker's new series "Shattered" for Showcase. Excellent show. Can't say more. 3 hrs ago
• My boss overpaid me on my paycheque. Stupidly, I've fessed up. I wrote her: "I'd like to think it's a gift because I'm so awesome, BUT..." 3 hrs ago
• Someone's having a nice coffee break. A huge cloud of pot smoke just wafted in up to my desk. Hello, alleyway life. 4 hrs ago
• Dude with monster lambchops & dreads Bob Marley's ghost likely envies just sneezed 6 times into both sleeves. I bet he's a hugger. Yuck. 5 hrs ago
• Keep getting emails about my Inkjetsuperstore order. Best prolonged tease ever. I can't wait to slide those cartridges into slots tonight. 6 hrs ago
• POSTING: In studies from the last decade, 40% of women DO NOT masturbate. Why? Here's my thoughts. http://goo.gl/7cSL 7 hrs ago
• While I'm writing a REAL book, I'll be highlighting my best work on some of the days when there's no new post for the day. Starting TODAY. 7 hrs ago
• Didja know I've written about 4,000 personal blog posts in 6 years, more than 3 million words, or the equivalent of 8-10 books? 7 hrs ago
• Twitter, I'd like you to meet 404. I think you two have a promising future together. 8 hrs ago
• I has no cream for my coffee. This makes me said. It makes me feel empty in my heart. 8 hrs ago
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