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- TV reminded me of a "Lagoon Death Crabs" misadventure camping 2yrs ago with my best friend, which I blogged about here: http://goo.gl/xZNR 6 hrs ago
- Only Anthony Bourdain could describe why he dislikes a monkey as being because it has "nipples like butt-plugs". 7 hrs ago
- Watching Bourdain in Thailand on No Reservations. He said off the top that he considered editing footage after dropping acid. Obviously. 7 hrs ago
- Hey, @CTVOlympics, you got four days to get this Paralympics shit right, 'cos if you haven't noticed, we're all a little pissed at you. 7 hrs ago
- Courtney speaks like she's done some pissing. RT @Lisa_Veronica "If you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to piss on you." -Courtney Love 7 hrs ago
- I love the low-blood pressure-bliss thing I get from having a bunch of garlic. A good time to not be inflicting it on anyone. :) 8 hrs ago
- Oh, I can't do it, I can't watch Remo Williams. I haven't seen it in 25 years. Maybe just a few more minutes. Campy action. 8 hrs ago
- So I says to my TV, "TV, what gifts of easy leisure can you spot me this fine evening?" AND IT GIVES ME REMO WILLIAMS. [jaw drops] CHEESE! 9 hrs ago
- Copping out on an easy mock caesar salad and bread -- basically vehicles for cheese and bacon. At least I'm honest. Kinda. 9 hrs ago
- Holy stuffy seventh plane of hell, Batman! It's criminal to return to such a stuffy apartment after enjoying fresh spring air. Blech! 9 hrs ago
- It's one of the times I wish there wasn't a constant drone of traffic. I try to pretend it's wind & waves roaring. But I'm not that good. 9 hrs ago
- Just taking a moment to enjoy the last of daylight in my neighbourhood park. When I've gotten home after 7, it's been dark the last 5 mos. 9 hrs ago
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