I feel like telling you random things about me, mostly because I’m too fucking tired to string coherent thoughts together, so “abstract” works spiff for me. And I’m not writing about sex today, so, y’know. Mental break. :)
So, in no particular order, some of the things you probably don’t know about me and my life.
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OH, the things I say!
- .@RebeccaPermack Yeah, but @mayorgregor can cycle, no one wants to kill him. PM Harper, though, has a waitlist. Entourage, indeed. in reply to RebeccaPermack 3 hrs ago
- Help make my blog less 2005 and more pimped! Tell me what I need. A poll! http://www.smutandsteff.com/2010/03/whatchoo-want-willis.html 4 hrs ago
- I guess now that it's 5:19, I should shower. Oh, the drama. 4 hrs ago
- Yo, fuckhead (and friends): If asshat didn't stop trying to turn left illegally with four 5-second honks, you really think more's helping? 4 hrs ago
- Tomorrow I'll finally be getting share buttons & other nifty things installed on my blog. Are there any functions you think it REALLY needs? 5 hrs ago
- I decided to lower my price on my sewing machine and now have a viewer for it tomorrow. Happily while I have a friend over. 5 hrs ago
- BRING BACK THE FAIL WHALE. The white 404 error page is so boring and unwhaley! #twitter #sadtweeter 6 hrs ago
- Down to 5 unmatched socks & 3 lid-less food containers. We should hook Sock Fairy & Lid Fairy up together, distract 'em, & stop this shit. 6 hrs ago
- Now craving old-school chicken strips so I'll mess the kitchen I just sterilized. You'd think I was government-issued or something. 7 hrs ago
- Progress is slow in the cleaning thing today, but it's thorough. I wrote my book's prologue, a good first draft. That feels good. 7 hrs ago
- Hello, bumblebee. Did you also get the notice that it's Spring today? Yep. I'm pretty a-buzz about it myself. 10 hrs ago
- I'm not quite sure how I thought having all black socks would simplify things. Because, like, no. Matching is hell. 11 hrs ago
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