Tag Archives: Humour

Aug
05
2009

The Top Five Reasons to Lose Weight in a Recession

As you may or may not know, I’ve lost 75 pounds and replaced my wardrobe completely at least four times now over the last 20 months, as the economy has slid deeper and deeper and the sales grown far more vast and everpresent.
Being a lowly writer-type girl who works to live rather than lives to [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Posted in Humour, Hygiene & Health, Life 101, Specifically Steff, weight loss | Also tagged , , , | Comments (2)
Feb
14
2009

Woe is You? Oh, ho! Woe is US!

I’m giving a few people a stay of execution on Twitter.
Soon, the unfollows will commence, as I seek to find new folks to fill my ADHD hours with.
Who’s in danger of getting the axe? Anyone who keeps whining.
See, I’ll bitch. Bitching’s good. I encourage rants and bitching. I even encourage being argumentative and incendiary. (Obviously. [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Posted in Advice, Best of Steff, Dating, Dimestore Philosophy, Ethics, General, Humour, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Society, Steff Rants, Twitter | Also tagged , , , , , , , , , | Comments (4)
Jan
21
2009

7 More Things You Maybe Didn’t Know About Me

I got tagged for this meme for a second time, this time by JamieLD. The first time was here. And why not just brush it off and say “But I did it already?” Huh? Why?
Well, I’ll tell you. ‘Cos, like, there ARE 14 things about me you don’t know. How do ya like them apples? [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Posted in Best of Steff, Humour, Journalling, Opinion (Editorial & Commentary), Specifically Steff, Twitter | Also tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Comments (3)
Sep
18
2005

The Guide to Turning Them Off

We’ve all been there. Someone approaches us at a party, their eyes go all neon “F-u-c-k   m-e,   p-l-e-a-s-e.” They hang onto us. They flirt. They harass. Most importantly, they annoy. Oh, fuck, do they annoy.
And sometimes it seems that no matter how you try, they just don’t get the fucking hint.
Maybe you need [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Posted in Advice, Dating, How To Guides, Humour | Also tagged , , | Comments (10)
Sep
17
2005

A Detour: Acquisitions

Normally, I tend to write about sex on this blog. At the beginning, though, I had said it would be frequently about sex, but occasionally I might write about something else that was possibly inappropriate for my other blog.
So. This is one of those times. Certain people read my other blog.
Some of us are fortunate [...]

By A Scribe Called Steff | Posted in Drugs, General, How To Guides, Humour, Journalling | Also tagged , | Comments (5)