“Makes me think of the ideal woman: smart like an academic, jokes like a buddy, sex like a whore, makes chicken pot pie like Paula Deen.” @neilochka
There you have it. I am the ideal. Almost. I’m more a brazen hussy than I am whorey. Can’t help it, I was brought up well. Hussy’s as far [...]
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- I love Karate Kid, okay? Wax on, wax off? Fuckin' A. But I'm under no delusions that because it's a CLASSIC that it's "GREAT". 14 mins ago
- BoingBoing dude's going nuts 'cos Karate Kid 2010 isn't "same same" as the original, which he thinks is "great" http://goo.gl/Ffd8 14 mins ago
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- Ever heard the one about the French village that went insane because the CIA spiked the bakery's baguette batch with LSD? http://goo.gl/Ebwa 25 mins ago
- Five nights in a row, 8 hours sleep. I'm finally OFF today, can sleep in, what happens? I toss & turn all night. GRRR. 35 mins ago
- I consider myself a fairly discerning TV fan so it amuses me I'm such a big fan of The Mentalist. I've liked Simon Baker 10+ years, tho. 7 hrs ago
- On the downside, I'm showing this wine who's boss. Upside, the belly dinosaur has yet to object. Corner, prepare to be turned! 8 hrs ago
- Dangerous week: Making my homemade candy 3 times! Adjectives befitting of Steff from 11/03/10 to 20/03/10: Fat, happy, sweet. 8 hrs ago
- Oh, great, another ass with a horn-honking alarm who thinks his Civic is mo' shizzle fo' shizzle than the other 3 on the block. 8 hrs ago
- Asked what to tip pizza dudes, I replied: Don't get all crazy now; He's paid to eat pizza, drive around, listen to music, and meet people. 8 hrs ago
- Laaaaaaughing. An angle they showed on a murderer at trial looked just like a good friend of mine -- who has issues with stomping spiders. 8 hrs ago
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