So, I’m drunk. It’s been forever and a day since I’ve drank and blogged, so you’re owed, dear reader, you’re owed.
Of course, there’s about 60% chance that this posting will suck, but I’ve given you the “I’m drunk” caveat and I’m good if you are. :) Mm, wine!
It’s a cheap and dirty Californian Burgundy. I [...]
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- "I know! I'll wear high heels! They'll never know I'm running up the concrete stairs!" 2 hrs ago
- I should be in action movies 'cos I'm so much smarter than some of these TV chicks. Holy shit. Who writes this crap? Oh, right: Men. 2 hrs ago
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- There's something entirely wrong about watching Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito ride the same one-hump camel together. #jewelofthenile 2 hrs ago
- I'm really underachieving on my wine & I'm so good with that. But it's nice to sip. 3 hrs ago
- Makes me wonder if people opposed have ever lost a wallet, gotten it back with all but $5 & thought "Good, enjoy the beer!" like I have. 3 hrs ago
- Wow, some strongly varied opinions on the keeping change thing, though about 80% agree with doing it as an "unwritten rule". 3 hrs ago
- 'Cos I TOTALLY admit I kept a couple $2 coins & quarters when I called dude about his backpack. Left bills, booze, etc, but fed coffee fund. 4 hrs ago
- QUESTION: Someone finds your wallet, takes $5 in coins to buy a coffee/beer, but returns everything else & PROMPTLY. Is that wrong? 4 hrs ago
- I'm sad that TiVo will make me stop watching Enter the Dragon at 9, but thrilled it replays 11:30 AM, an hour before I'll need a break. :) 4 hrs ago
- Is it just me or is the bad guys' "cobra" logo in Karate Kid suspiciously similar to the logo in the black Kung Fu gym in Enter the Dragon? 4 hrs ago
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