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• Primus! THAT'S better. Yeah, I'm a fan of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver too. Wait. No, I'm not. But it's a good song. 56 mins ago
• Okay, my iPhone cannot be trusted to "shuffle" play music until I've weeded it out. Boyz II Men has completely fucked my vibe now. Zing. 57 mins ago
• The best & worst thing about being single is: There's no debate about who brings home the bacon; You do. So... http://twitpic.com/19mvg6 1 hr ago
• My afternoon took a sucky-ass-crap turn for a couple hours but I think it's over. We're gonna rock this "weekend" thing, right, Twitter? 1 hr ago
• So that happened. 1 hr ago
• What fuckin' part of cycling home with 40+ pounds of groceries struck me as a smart idea? Seriously? And NONE of that is alcohol. Sigh. 1 hr ago
• I'm going on a bike ride & decided to put the Olympics advertisements to test with a Mickey D cheeseburger. I don't feel very gold-medally. 3 hrs ago
• So, I'm off to the bank and the big old cheap Superstore. The day gets less fun. Fortunately: Sunny and bikey. 3 hrs ago
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• [glaring at computer scan, nearing completion] DAMN, YOU'RE SLOW. This ain't no union shop, bub. 4 hrs ago
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