• BRING BACK THE FAIL WHALE. The white 404 error page is so boring and unwhaley! #twitter #sadtweeter 12 mins ago
• Down to 5 unmatched socks & 3 lid-less food containers. We should hook Sock Fairy & Lid Fairy up together, distract 'em, & stop this shit. 17 mins ago
• Now craving old-school chicken strips so I'll mess the kitchen I just sterilized. You'd think I was government-issued or something. 1 hr ago
• Progress is slow in the cleaning thing today, but it's thorough. I wrote my book's prologue, a good first draft. That feels good. 1 hr ago
• Hello, bumblebee. Did you also get the notice that it's Spring today? Yep. I'm pretty a-buzz about it myself. 4 hrs ago
• I'm not quite sure how I thought having all black socks would simplify things. Because, like, no. Matching is hell. 5 hrs ago
• Hey, have YOU ever known anyone who had a pizza delivered to class? That'll always be a life regret of mine. Woulda been fun. :) 6 hrs ago
• Half-way into Fast Times at Ridgemeont High, enjoying some coffee. "Feeling old" is a great way to start a Saturday. Hah! 6 hrs ago
• OMG, Easter long weekend is only a couple weeks away. I get the 4 days off. I wonder if I should go for 5 & do spring cleaning? 6 hrs ago
• When I imagined how cool growing up would be, no one told me I'd be doing laundry & cleaning when Saturday cartoons were on. #fail 7 hrs ago
• I need a time-management genie. 7 hrs ago
• Up doing laundry. Nice breakfast looms soon. Then, writing/working. A break for a bike ride at some point, more writing, & a birthday party. 7 hrs ago
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