It was a warm and spring-like evening when our heroine sat tapping away at her keyboard, clad in unsightly short shorts and a 15-year-old concert t-shirt that never would live to see the streets again.
Tom Waits wailed in his gravelly splendour as a breeze softly batted the bamboo blinds. She peered over the rim of [...]
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- One of my favourite lines in The Lost Boys: "Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!" 16 mins ago
- Well, the will-be victims are listening to the song while the vampires are waiting to pounce. Pre-dining music, as it were. 21 mins ago
- TRIVIA: The vampires are listening to "Walk this Way" by Aerosmith/Run-DMC at their bonfire but it never made the Lost Boys soundtrack. 23 mins ago
- I don't know. I respect a drug overdose more if it's illegal. I get more sad. When it's prescriptions, I get angry at everyone involved. 30 mins ago
- .@SusanMain I'm losing patience. At least in the old days stars had to work hard & score some heroin, not just get a fucking prescription. in reply to SusanMain 32 mins ago
- PRO TIP: Never, ever invite a vampire for dinner. 35 mins ago
- Also, I've been watching The Lost Boys as if the vampirism is actually representing pedophilia. That'll getcha thinkin'. 38 mins ago
- My cheesy enjoyment watching The Lost Boys with breakfast is tempered by Corey Haim now being another dead asshole who did too many drugs. 41 mins ago
- If only I could have a ghostwriter that's actually a ghost and fit into a little box I could hide in a drawer & use for bad writing days. 1 hr ago
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- TORN: How I feel about the time change. I'm LOVING the idea of daylight until 7:30. But I want to stab wake-up times in the eye with a fork. 9 hrs ago
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